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With much thanks to my wonderful agent and editor , my debut book, DIY: THE WONDERFULLY WEIRD HISTORY AND SCIENCE OF MASTURBATION will be published by !
It’ll be a perfect gift for your former youth pastor.
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The Walt Disney Company owns 20th Century Studios, which produced The Omen in 1976. This means Damien is a Disney princess.
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Looking for a horror movie full of tense and uncomfortable social situations and breaches of etiquette? Look no further.
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This piece by on how to write a book proposal is the most helpful thing I've ever read on the structure & process — it also includes a sample/ template!
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Not all sexual fantasies are desires in real life. The logistics of trying to schedule an 8-person orgy during the holidays is not very practical or sexy.
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Hail Satan
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Satan wants you masturbating to porn.
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People don’t kill people. Dildos kill people.
-Marjorie Taylor Greene (probably)
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If the Nordic model improved the situation of sex workers, then sex workers would support it. If the evidence pointed to the Nordic model benefiting sex workers, then researchers who genuinely care about their situation would support it. It doesn’t, so we/they don’t support it 🤷🏼♀️
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Masturbating to orgasm under mistletoe will summon a sex elf.
Stay tuned for more holiday tips.
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I share a birthday with my fairy goth mother, Vampira (Maila Nurmi) who would have turned 100 today. I turn 41 and don’t feel a day over 75. The fourth pic is me from my birthday party in 2012. I’ve grown so much in ten years.
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I photoshop Leatherface into a photo everyday unless I forget. Day 293.
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5 Ways to Spice Up Your Sex Life:
1) tell
2) your partner
3) what
4) you like.
5) burritos
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Have you survived unwanted sexual violence while working? Share your thoughts and experiences on this excellent survey for a research project by and the inimitable to compare the safety of #sexwork throughout the world! forms.office.com/r/ULgzLPmun6
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Sex work is not inherently violent.
It’s the way that we as a society treat sex work and Sex Workers that can make the work dangerous, the work itself is not inherently violent.
We need to decriminalize sex work now.
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Finally, I finished the complete manuscript of DIY and sent it to my editor today. There will undoubtedly be revisions after she reviews it, but after writing everyday for 10 months, it’s nice to have it out of my hands for awhile. 🎉
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My ultimate goal
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"As a parent, I just find [stripping] very flexible and there's a potential for it to be well paid, so it ticks a lot of boxes for me. Particularly the flexibility, the money is never guaranteed, but the flexibility is great."
news.sky.com/story/feminist
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I’m bad at crossword puzzles.
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I saw a teen wearing a vintage letterman jacket with my graduation year on the sleeve.
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I photoshop Leatherface into a photo everyday unless I forget. Day 287.
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If your partner's porn habits make you insecure, talk together about:
• Fantasies vs. desires to try IRL
• How to handle attraction to others
• Reasons for and expectations about solo vs. partnered sex
• Boundaries with interactive (e.g., OnlyFans) vs. videos & pics
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eliminating gloves as a part of everyday clothing was the biggest setback we had in fashion history
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I Ate Too Many Cookies Again: A Memoir
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When one orgasm isn’t enough.
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Come again
Let the glory in
I'm open, I'm open
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Remember, sex doesn’t have to be:
• penis-centered
• hetero-scripted
• orgasm-focused
• pope-approved
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Actually, I love Love, Actually.
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Just when you start thinking the internet was an overall fail & has never produced anything worthwhile…
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Miss Ives putting a spell on you.
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Seems like a very valid reason to leave Christianity.
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As an expert witness in this case, I’m so pleased about this ruling. Not only did the judge’s original ruling, now reversed, “diverge from well-established Kansas caselaw,” it also ignored the clear medical evidence that telemedicine medication abortion is safe and effective.
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The fact that dudes go on a diet but they call it "biohacking" is so funny to me.
Like if men started knitting they would call it "hyper threading" or "powertangling" or some shit
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Not in your forearms.
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No fap leads to more muscle gain
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I’m posting this anytime someone misspells or mispronounces my name as “Spankle.”
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The annual lighting of the Black Tree on Black Friday at the Sprankle House.
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“I grew up Catholic” is a euphemism for “I’m into BDSM.”
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“So, what’s everyone’s opinion on pegging?” is a great question to ask your family if you’re trying to leave Thanksgiving dinner early this year.
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Here's a roundup of some of my favorite clips about self-pleasure from previous episodes, featuring , , , , , and more. Check it out!
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Thanksgiving health & safety tips:
• refrigerate leftovers quickly
• don’t leave the oven unattended
• check your turkey for small bones
• use plenty of lube when inserting anal beads
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