Why you should not put garlic in your vagina.
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Garlic contains allicin, in THE LAB it MAY have antifungal (i.e. anti yeast) properties. This is in a lab, not even in mice. Just a dish of cells. Your vagina is not a dish of cells. #vaginaisanogarliczone 1/8
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Lots of vaginal garlic aficionados (I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TWEET THAT IN 2019, BUT HERE WE ARE) recommend inserting a clove. This means they don't understand for allicin to be released the garlic has to be cut or crushed. Sigh. #vaginaisanogarliczone 2/8
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Garlic could have bacteria from the soil. Bacteria from the soil can be pathogenic -- bad for the body. That's why we clean wounds. If you actually happen to have an inflamed yeasty vagina that soil bacteria would be more likely to infect #vaginaisanogarliczone 3/8
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So for garlic to work you would have to crush it and stuff it up somehow. There is still the dirt thing. And the cut up garlic on raw tissues thing (OUCH). And the fishing of the garlic out by the gyno thing. #vaginaisanogarliczone 4/8
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Garlic can cause biofilms on braces, so could garlic contribute to biofilms in the vagina? Biologically plausible. Biofilms are bad. You do not want them to form especially when you have yeast. Effect of garlic good bacteria also unknown #vaginaisanogarliczone 5/8
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As 50-70% of women who self treat for vaginal yeast never actually had a yeast infection you can't say much, except half of them never had yeast to begin with so the irritation they had may have been a temporary thing and resolving wasn't garlic related #vaginaisanogarliczone 6/8
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And the placebo effect is strong. If you think vaginal garlic is going to make you feel better, you may very well feel better temporarily. #vaginaisanogarliczone 7/8
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My advice, do not take medical advice from anyone recommending vaginal garlic for yeast or anything else. If you enjoyed this thread, you will like my book The Vagina Bible (August 27) #vaginaisanogarliczone kensingtonbooks.com/book.aspx/37809 8/8
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I’m adding one more tweet.
You know why you refrigerate home made garlic vinaigrette? So any clostridium bacteria laying around on the garlic doesn’t produce botulinum toxin. Right. The vagina is an anaerobic environment, so perfect for clostridium. You’re welcome. 9/8
And in case you want more of a run down I have written about what not to put in your vagina for
nytimes.com/2018/06/11/sty 10/8
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This may be one of the most astounding tweet storms I’ve read. Honestly had no idea. Are you planning a weekly “Don’t put this in your vagina” Tweet lesson? If not, why not? People mistakenly do this for homeopathic reasons, not for taste?
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I mean I have a whole book on this stuff...
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I saw someone die from clostridium infection after childbirth. That shit is no joke. Please, the OB/GYN nurses of the world implore you all, PLEASE don’t stick anything in your vagina that isn’t expressly made for that purpose.
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I've read what you have said about not making jokes about vaginal odor, it's not cool, misogynistic, etc. I totally get that, but I feel like garlic flavored vagina might be an exception?
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Fun fact to add to this thread, I got a wound on my finger pruning roses because of the soil surrounding them.
I ended up with cellulitis in my finger, finger blew up little a little sausage, very painful.
Imagine cellulitis in your vayjay.
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A note on your last note, just to note that botulinum toxin is the most toxic naturally-occurring substance known. 0.000000001 to 0.000000002 grams in the bloodstream is lethal.
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