Djanjo Knukuruzu Fortis
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I'm surprised this didn't make the rounds again considering how topical it is.
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"I ALWAYS TOLD HANK THAT BOY WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT!"
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"OBTUSE! AMBER IS WHITE IN THE COMICS WHY NOT LEAVE HER WHITE?! TO IMPLICATE BLACK WOMEN WITH NEGATIVE CONOTATIONS!? YET AGAIN!? CRUMBS?! AGAIN!?!?!? MARK!!!! THINK!!!"
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I'm convinced ya'll coordinate these tweets. But it's fine. Humour will see us through this and all Hump Days to come.
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I'm just sad that my only coping mechanism is memes at this point.
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One of the best tropes.
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See THAT lack of self awareness is why shit is burning down.
You hate accountability for what you say? Why?
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I hate how I keep coming to these threads to see it and it's not here. So without further adieu....
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"And guess what!? She's LIKING IT!"
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THOSE CHILDREN HAVE GRIEVENCES AND YOU WILL HEAR THEM.
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"Bro you let your moms talk to you like that?! Don't she know we WUZ WOLVES!? ITS DOGGO HISTORY MONTH BRO! BROO!!!!"
He said as if he has done nothing. Folks this guy made the music for Sonic Rush, Jet Grind Radio and Jet Set Radio Future. And featured tracks on Lethal League Blaze. He's working on music for Bomb Rush City Cyberfunk a spiritual successor to JGR AND JSR. Start your idea NOW.
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Geez, I have so many things to do before I die.
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DVD was saving EVERYONE's ass back in the day. I have TWO Ranma 1/2 Box Collections shit was 134$ back then not even sure what the collections (full) worth now.
"MUCH MORE IMPATIENT, MUCH MORE CONDESCENDING! WHY!? BECAUSE THEY THINK THATS THE EPITOME OF A BLACK WOMAN!? CRUMBSSSSSS!!!! THINK MARK!"
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"Why aren't there more girls in gaming?" Gee, I wonder.
Stay on Twitter long enough. You'll get it.
Everything that was hated about Black People has become popular and cool BY Black People. But everyone wants to discredit this fact because everyone hates being uncool. So they try to pass off authenticity the same way colonizers do it. By tellin everyone we don't do it THEY do.
Nobody rates Lion King II but that movies a classic.
Fools Fuhér that one.
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Ain't NO WAY this thread this spread and NOT ONE OF YOU knows about this scene y'all got me out here WORKING ON A SATURDAY!?:
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"Nothing can stop us when we're together guys! We can overcome ALL the odds! For Sonic!"
Everyone:"For SONIC!"
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ITS DEFINATELY WEDNESDAY A ECRYONE BACK AT WORK. IDC IDC!!!! 🤣😭
Ah yes, the classic North American custom of 'going steady.' Catch ya'll at the Malt Shoppe for the Ice Creme Social.
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Guess that explains how Kaiji hasnt blown up yet even if my tweet of this clip gets some likes its not enough, to create change. So now we know art doesn't change anything, so the only left to do is prepare.
See this why Black Comic nerds get supe loud and upset because you guys are bullshit and don't get it. Wakanda and King T'chakka KNEW EVERYONE wants Virbranium. Everyone KNOWS why Wakanda keeps it's doors closed. Ya'll got no words for Namoor eh?
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Comics are modern-day philosophy Navis. If you want to pretend that these stories don't create the dialogue necessary for nuance and new thoughts just sit it out. There are politics everywhere, white people just gloss over what they can't control. To Black people this is unwise.
To be miserable at a job for 30 years that they impromptu fire you from so that they don't have to give you a pension. And will have you fighting in court with any savings you may have in fact saved.
"DOING LINES ON HER SHELL BRO!?
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🎶 So yes, they would like your number & yes, they can meet you at the local library, what are you reading next?
YES you can want a financially savvy consumer hanging in the passengers side of his best friends ride, because these gas prices got us upset. 🎶
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It's just like this whole 'when are we gonna get over this retro phase?' Uh never? Because pixels will always have a place and simplicity already wowed you and you forgot: Undertale.
Good game, started playing Throughout Us though. We might have another banger....cant spot the turncoat though.....
Nah. What I learned is they expect you to speak anglo, BUT be able to understand patois. It's not right but I'm trying to calm some hearts and hurts right now.
Personally things got really interesting, when we got to Fourside.
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I love earthbound onett is my favorite
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Fear, and whim. That's how so many species keep disappearing.
RIGHT!?!?!? Message already lost in the mix!?
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BAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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All this thread is telling me is our Queens wished we liked putting the softer titles or at least claimed them. I get it. "Why do you have to disassociate. JUST to get horny?"
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What's yalls problem? No matter who wins we all win. Boo hol NAOMI got second? Boo hop SERENA won second? C'mon guys. These Queens dominating that's all that matters.
These salons be charging you 300$ for starters!
As far as you know. 🤐
WHO WAS IN PARIS!?
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"So because I say it, Vegeta doesn't think it? OKAY! SURE DEBBIE! Let's pretend Saiyans are some how morally upright because they respect their women. Uh huh. Yeah THATS the big different between Vltrumites and Saiyans. Mhm. Yeah. Sure. So yell me where King Vegetas wife is?"
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Free Love was too tame for him.
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Love is free. twitter.com/shuriblur/stat…
Wakandans SHOULD NOT TRUST. Less they become the very thing ya'll loved (U.S.A) and then hated when the charade became known.
This line reminds me of the episode of Gundam Wing when Quatras father scolded HIM and said "WELL!? DID BECOMING A CHILD SOLDIER END THE WAR!?"
Good thread. Not gonna lie.
Youre playing checkers thinking it's chess trying to get depth and nuance out of 240 characters and for free when you could be on Quroa getting paid, pretending to be astute is not the flex.
And ya homie has swagger handwriting. Very neat even back then. Like no one should ever game doc in cursive but he did the damn thing.
Infinity energy is BAD NOW!? You can't make this shit up folks! Guys wake up! THIS is AKIRA THIS is Bubblegum Crisis! THIS Is GUNDAM 00. THIS is GHOST IN THE SHELL. Bro these mans really said 'How do we sell infinite energy?!'
MAY THIS L BE HER GUIDING KEY.
Imma say it: and it's greatness built the bricks for arguably THE show that came after it only making it's achievements all the more impressive.
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Real diasporas know. Auntie is every big sis you don't call cousin. Or big sis.
Like I'm not already a A LOCAL DRUG LORD!?
Bro the Bugatti is in the back where you told me to leave it. Thanks again, my grandma appreciated the flowers. 🤝
Not really. Elves can make great things but no one crafts like a dwarf. We've just never done deep lore on Earth Magic & Ponies & shame on all of you! Like the Metaphysics don't have rules. You think you poof nutrients? That's not magic guys, that's fiction. Alchemy. = Xchange.
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GUYS IT MAY BE A MEME BUT ITS EFFECTIVE WTH!? I CAME IN HERE CERTAIN AS SUSAN ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY THAT I WOULDNT HAVE TO POST THIS AND HERE WE ARE!
That person does NOT want peace. ONLY problems.
J A M E C H A a JAMAICAN Cyberpunk Series.
Pixel Animation
Pixel Manga
-Coming Soon-
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WAIT, HOLD ON LIFE POINTS!? HAHAAHAHAHAH.
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I feel he was just saying things so Mark/Cecil/Debbie wouldn't try to fight and pointlessly die to get in his way. That's why Ep1 ended the way it did. He did that so Mark wouldn't have to. Resistance to him was literally pointless. But this is still a good ass meme. Rewatch it.
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Ya'll, I'm fatigued.
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"HERES A THOUGHT: MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK WHY AMBER IS BLACK AND NOT WHITE & BLONDE ANYMORE!? MAYBE WED GET SOME CLARITY!? BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE THINKING MARK!!!"
I would agree with you and further tell you: "Assassination Classroom is a master piece work in that regard then."
The way ya'll nonchalantly be sharing these stories. 😭
We've all learned a lot today! Love ya'll, stay blessed.
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Why are dudes taking offence to this? You GOT money dawg. This doesn't concern a lot of you.
Suddenly anime makes a lot of sense.
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Honourable mention: "if I was you I'd sleep with one eye open."
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This is just a JoJo. In it's natural environment.
Threw them thanks on there like
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"THIS COMPANY WAS NOT THINKING! & DID NOT FORWARD INFORMATION TO SIS! THEY COULD HAVE AT LEAST SENT HER A COPY BEFORE RELEASE AS THATS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE CREDITING MATERIAL YOU DO NOT OWN BUT RECEIVE COMPENSATION FOR PROVIDING A
FREE SERVICE! EDITORS WHERE IS THE THINKING?"
I can't stand ya'll but I love ya'll.
You got coochie jokes.
Bye.
Yeah, and I don't like the idea I gotta bring a white friend to be welcome. Seems like the smart move is to find somewhere with little to no people in a place that hates your guts. I'm thinking I would never visit Japan I would just move to die there in isolation.
"Wear your flaws/insecurities like armour and no one can ever hurt you."
"But them the companies leave!"
So companies like killing people for the bottom line?
You know the one.
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Its truly is a race to the bottom. They only win if you don't die or sue. Get a new job.
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"WAIT! HOLD ON! NOT PEOPLE PRETENDING THERE IS STILL A THING AS 'GIRLY' DRINKS? AM I MISSING THE POINT OF ALCOHOL!? AM *I* THE ONE NOT THINKING!?"
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Grandparents when the kids are coming to visit:
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Oldie but a goodie. And the scroll downs too far to see if someone already did it.
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If you have to run to social media to share your grievances about being a good person you haven't been doing it for very long. Choose to or not the result is the same: Give expecting absolutely nothing.
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Uncle you gotta be one of the most interesting niggas in the world. You know this game was super popular and made stupid bank back then right? You owe your lil homie some work, cause you should also know a black man invented game cartridges. I wouldn't blink if MJ made Sonic.
I can tell everyone is back at work and people are cheesed when the jokes are snapping like this. Crispy. Humour really is malice. Only through pain can we fight laughter.


