You can order the spicy rotisserie chicken lasagna wrap at Tim Hortons.
Then just stand back and watch the employees ask each other if they have that now. Thats how bad it is. The menu is chaos. No one knows what new monstrosity corporate sent them this month.
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1. One spring day 76 years ago, a Canadian medic leapt out of a plane high above Nazi Germany and began floating toward the ground.
This is the story of Toppy Topham β and how he died.
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Maybe youβd have your own house if you werenβt wasting your money on avocado toast and Twitter verification.
If they donβt give him a make over itβs a missed opportunity
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I just wanna be successful enough to sell out this hard
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That Krav Maga joke is fire
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Iβve had it with these male comedians
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Iβll pay you $8 to shut up
This is how cancel culture works
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Agreed. You have to remove context and ignore intent to arrive at any other punchline than the Catholic Church.
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Just saw the @sophiebuddle joke and thought it was funny! My takeaway was that she was shaming the Catholic Church for genocide. It was smart and the target was the abuser. She doesnβt deserve the uproar.
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That Monster Mash song is about fucking
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Rich people will buy the dumbest things as a flex:
Gold plated guns
Dinosaur bones
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Diamond Chandelier
Someone set this to the audio of a cat playing the piano thx
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Watching the "Stick Man" at hockey games is so insane. He touches the stick of whoever has the puck.
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A Boomer will have 3 million in their checking account and demand to speak the manager cause they didnβt get enough ranch.
A Millennial will be 100k in debt but try to destroy a managers life by digging up something the managers grandfather did in the 50s.
Wow they just kicked Kanye out of the Winners in the Dufferin Mall smh
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Canadian Tire is such an anomaly. You can by a hot dog and be approached to get a credit card within 5 feet of the entrance, but walk around for 20 minutes and see no employees.
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The Starbucks to Weed shop to Available for Lease pipeline
*Squirts mustard on all the art in Ikea*
βThis is about climate changeβ
Toilet paper math is fucked
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What the fresh hell
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Paper towel math is bullshit
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the economy right now
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Oakville High school Shop Teacher Halloween Costume
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Hang a condom on your door handle so your roommates know youβre putting socks on in there.
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#ldnont, are you ready for a #hilarious π€£ #nightout?
Well, Canada's largest entertainment complex is bringing the hilarious #comedians & on Sept 23 at 8 pm for a gut busting & slap your knee #show, right inside 100 Kellogg Lane. ποΈ:
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Like what the hell⦠a Billy Joel pun in a Star Trek scene for some reason⦠this has a very email-from-dad vibe to it.
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This is such a terrible meme I wanted to share it
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#ldnont, are you ready for a #hilarious π€£ #nightout?
Well, Canada's largest entertainment complex is bringing the hilarious #comedians & on Sept 23 at 8 pm for a gut busting & slap your knee #show, right inside 100 Kellogg Lane. ποΈ:
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My debut album Miserable With Benefits is now available for purchase on Bandcamp
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Hello Iβm a pot shop in Toronto Iβm closed now but Iβm coming soon under another brand oops that didnβt work out Iβm open again under a new name oh dear Iβm closed again after two months Iβm reborn please come to our grand opening weβre hiring this space is available for sublease
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Comedian announcing a life event: I farted out a baby or whatever
Comedian announcing career event: It was an unusually cold September day the first time I saw Jamie Kennedy and if you told 12 year old me I would one day open for him-
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Makes you thinkβ¦
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βI WAS HELPING THE SHOW!β
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I hate Chris Delia so much that I made a mini comedy special about it called Cex Kriminal. Itβs free on YouTube! Hereβs a clip!
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Our first comedy night is coming up in 2 weeks! Thurs, April 28th 7pm doors. Featuring headliner and host Tix available at the brewery and on Eventbrite eventbrite.ca/e/yuk-yuks-com
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