Any last minute secret ingredient tips for macaroni salad before I put it in the fridge to cool? 
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Remove the seasonings. Spice heavily with raisins. Both green and red if you’re looking for adventure.
Hoarse, you know I’m a fan, but NO. And Chris, since I’m already cooking tonight, you can borrow some of this parsley and toss it in there.pic.twitter.com/89J9rucBW5
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Unless there is corroborating video evidence, I’m going to believe you stole that off of your significant other’s camera roll.
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There’s never been a clearer sign of Hoarse’s account being subverted by chaos agents than now, on a gay Black man’s timeline, telling him to add raisins to a pasta salad.
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I need some parsley too, Doug, for potato salad.
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That’s right, Wednesday and Saturday are Doug’s kitchen duty nights!
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Parsley in macaroni salad??
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Some pickle juice, chopped pickled jalapeños and a dash of their juice
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Parsley
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