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I don't know if Bingo will make it to
@PassengerShame for this in the@Delta#SkyClub but the night is early and we have another long flight and customs to go thru.#LAXSUXpic.twitter.com/0f2BKfHGJ9
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I'm leaving the country for a while now that I've fixed all of the Twitter problems that I care about.
@gregchaille@Egglester and I will probably tweet some fun pics but I I will not be solving all the problems until mid-January. I'll be watching the playoffs in Spanish.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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@DougStanhope Podcast - Ep. #283: Cocaine Fever and the Kids Need an XBox https://youtu.be/r5iGj0vFOw4 via@YouTube@andyandrist@kristinelevine@hdfatty@gregchailleThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
With my lifestyle, it's Happy New Day but the sentiment is the same so thanks!https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/1080596557290967046 …
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Neither would know they'd been insulted if they hadn't had a gossipy middle person to tell them. You fucking stooge. I hate that I'm occasionally immune to responding to fucking dolts. Bob=TMZ, etc. Okay. I hate your vapidness and your masses with every inch of my heart.https://twitter.com/campinmonkey/status/1080611549595688961 …
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@DougStanhope Podcast Ep. #278: James Inman Hates Us, Them & You and Her... https://youtu.be/ElUbxq0DPFY via@YouTube@hdfatty@_James_InmanThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Greek salad for breakfast with a Where's Waldo game of Spot the
@Delta logo!pic.twitter.com/KJ5yLkb1gk
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I'd blame my old lover/nemesis weatherman Jeff Beamish from
#KVOA in Tucson for this mess but he's now actually leaving us for the Bay area. We've run him out of town it seems. Hopefully@StephWeaverTV will be his permanent replacement.#Bisbee#snowpic.twitter.com/UCsDnUJDT8
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I'm leaving twitter to listen to this... and it sounds like Chad is doing a way better podcast of his own. Its fucking hilarious.https://twitter.com/hdfatty/status/1080267745541816320 …
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I can't keep up at this old man late hour. But I'm glad I could help facilitate a conversation. A convo inundated with uninformed opinions, off-topic points, impotent or misguided rage spiced with misspelled shit talk. You know. Tweeeting! I love even the dumbest of you tonight.
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That's why I work out my comedy here until I get it right.https://twitter.com/maxpower299/status/1080281932552916993 …
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The guy that bootlegged that is telling everybody he is that guy right now. And in 20 years he'll still be talking about it like Ed Bundy winning a high school football game.https://twitter.com/mgarr66/status/1080276913225117697 …
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I always use Hedberg as the exception that proves the rule. Can you imagine Mitch's take on school shootings? Nope.https://twitter.com/nomadcomic/status/1080277011912896515 …
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THAT'S WHY IT'S WRONG TO BOOTLEG COMEDIAN'S SETS! IT ISN'T READY TO BE RELEASED! I fucking hate everybody. Without all-caps. I'm good now. I'm okay now. I just got a little frustrated.https://twitter.com/gnarly_race/status/1080262626255486976 …
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Great point. They say time + tragedy = comedy. You can laugh at anything later but do you think Parkland folk will one day see the humor? Then never laugh at anything that had a victim or shut your clown mouth.https://twitter.com/ejgallagher1/status/1080265502897795072 …
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My friends are people who have real problems deep enough they don't need to seek outrage on the internet. The ones who are just trying to stay alive & stay sane. The people who mean it when they say they Need to Laugh. They always will be. Except occasionally when they bother me.https://twitter.com/_kleep/status/1080256631525396480 …
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If a tree falls alone in the forest and nobody is there to bootleg it...https://twitter.com/Barack_McBush/status/1080257376693841920 …
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I don't know how many Parkland victim families were in attendance at the bootlegged Louis CK show in question. None or less, I'm guessing. So who made them outraged? Like you telling your co-worker that Bob from HR said she's ugly. Who is the one that hurt her feelings? Bob?
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Here's my *insensitive* school shooter bit from 2002. Funny that since at one point I refer to GW Bush as a cocksucker, nobody accused me of "playing to the alt-right." Called me a leftist even. Never had a wing, just an occasional point of view.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRDAWBo16PE&index=4&t=0s&list=PLYZES4tUB7IWQWwr1aQt2_DrHN4Hcmp9J …
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#NewYearsResolution should be to renew your Subscriptions and Funeral Homes at http://dscdp.com . And maybe this time, pick people that will actually make you win this year. Unlike@DougStanhope last year.https://twitter.com/fux_sic/status/1080144029390655493 …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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