Homeschool Day 6: The teacher was eating Doritos in class and the students politely asked her to stop so they could concentrate. The teacher yelled, “You’re not the boss of me!” and stormed out of the classroom.
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Homeschool Day 7: Students were hoping for a snow day, but no such luck. Ground is clear and buses are running. Today’s lesson is all about Alabama.pic.twitter.com/FJpc36XwB4
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Homeschool Day 8: Teacher: If you have 5 Cadbury eggs and the teacher eats 4 while you are asleep, how many Cadbury eggs does the teacher have left for breakfast the next morning? Student:
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Homeschool Day 9: The teacher overslept and we all need a Hank Williams Jr style attitude adjustment. The student teacher just told 10 to “Relax” so it’s all about to kick off.
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Homeschool Day 10: The teacher assigned the reading of Little House in the Bigs Woods and all hell broke loose. “This boring!” “All they do is talk about what they did all day.” Guess what book is being assigned next?
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Homeschool Day 11: Rumor has it the teacher and student teacher are sleeping together. Scandalous.
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Homeschool Day 12: Teacher instructed students that there are 7 continents. Student Teacher disagrees. And so begins the 2nd Revolutionary War.pic.twitter.com/njCfqWcak2
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Homeschool Day 13: Students have attitude. Funny how their former teachers always reported them as well-behaved and “a joy to have in class.” I wonder what has changed...
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Homeschool Day 14: Today is Driver’s Ed. Pray for me.
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Homeschool Day 15: Lunch Lady slacked off and used Door Dash for McDonald’s. Students rejoiced.pic.twitter.com/D8oPuToD6K
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