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🔘 a Minnesota sports fan
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Julia Goolia
@Doooolia
I like beer, animals, and talking to strangers | member of the saddest fan base in america | skol!
Minnesota, USAJoined December 2009
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There’s a lot going on in the world but I think breakfast appetizers is what the great minds of our time should shift their focus to.
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When you blindly pick your alma mater to win and it’s actually going well #whatsthatlike
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We didn’t get the fight but we got Flower mic’d up
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Without downloading any new pics, where's your mental health at? twitter.com/hill_spt/statu…
The 8 year old I babysit made me show her pictures of all of my exes today and she absolutely roasted me to filth the entire time
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me for months: “i’m not watching zach’s season”
me tonight:
#TheBachelor
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ATTENTION ALL ATTENDEES AT THIS WEEKENDS GAME…WEAR WHITE!!!! I DONT WANT TO SEE NO OTHER COLOR! THANKS😁
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Cincinnati Zoo tweet notifications: ON
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Fritz weighed in at 399 pounds today! Let's go, Fritz; you're almost to 400 pounds! 
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Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
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A high of 74 degrees and a Vikings bye today means we’re looking at the best week of mental health this state has ever known.
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name someone who deserves this more than harry degrood
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Harry’s Chocolate Shop
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Excluding all mention of the Sistine Chapel, which is your favourite ceiling in the whole art world?
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It’s so messed up when people are still cool and pretty on be real, bitch sit on the couch with greasy hair and a double chin like the rest of us
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Minneapolis brewery goers! Think before supporting Wooden Hill Brewing Company in Edina. They are wrongly terminating employees that have been there since they opened and not allowing them to file for unemployment. 10+ people have quit in support of them.
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Celebrity obsession has gone way too far and it’s very obvious when you’re cheering on a case about domestic violence like it’s a sporting event
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Support your local attorney
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aY'all know what time it is... LIVE on #Twitch. Come celebrate the start of the greatest weekend in racing by watching me stream this new racing game (Apex Legends)
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The Minnesota Twins won Game 7 of the 1991 World Series on October 27th, 1991. In the 11,155 days since, no Minnesota team has even *appeared* in the finals/championship game/round for MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL.
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I leave for a 12 day work trip tomorrow which I apparently can’t bring my dog on?? So I’m just supposed to live without her for two weeks? Sounds unrealistic
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Today is the first day it's been above 70 here in six long months. Drinking Beer Outside Season is in full effect for one glorious, overcast day. It won't last, so enjoy those Logic Bomb Juicy Pale Ales before it snows again. fal.cn/3o1zq
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Lots of memes today with me in background, but for to tweet! hit me up if you want to run this back next Thursday! Let’s Go!
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I would follow these corgis into the firey pits of hell
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Be honest, would you follow these Corgis through an enchanted snowy forest??? 
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It’s St. Patty’s, the first day of March Madness, and my last week at my job and my coworkers want me to “work”? No
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People who watch #SummerHouse please advise can I start with the current season or should I start from the beginning
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Holy shit I found in the trunk of my Uber, this must be where he gets all of his twitter content
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