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I'm a 50%-er giving 75%! Mom of 3 boys trying trying to raise 3 good men who put the toilet seat down. Professional giggler & philanthropist extraordinaire.

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    Domestic Goddess‏ @DomesticGoddss 27 Jul 2015

    Ever notice in the story of the 3 bears, Papa Bear's porridge is piping hot, baby's is perfect, & poor Mama Bear's is cold? I get it now.

    7:02 AM - 27 Jul 2015
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      2. Lee-Ann Bell‏ @4bellsLee 21 Aug 2015
        Replying to @DomesticGoddss

        @DomesticGoddss FUNNIEST thing to date thatI have read on Twitter! Thanx for making my life! #hilarious #loveit #imanewfollower

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Domestic Goddess‏ @DomesticGoddss 21 Aug 2015
        Replying to @4bellsLee

        @4bellsLee Awww so glad you enjoyed it! 😀

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      2. Nermin Bezmen‏ @nbezmen1 17 Feb 2017
        Replying to @DomesticGoddss

        THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE VERY KIND. IF YOU KNOW ANY BODY THAT I XAN APPROACH THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

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      3. Domestic Goddess‏ @DomesticGoddss 17 Feb 2017
        Replying to @nbezmen1

        ok let me see what I can do!! 💕

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      2. Alex‏ @LexDemoz 13 Aug 2015
        Replying to @DomesticGoddss

        @DomesticGoddss Looks like someone's over analyzing childhood fairytales.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Domestic Goddess‏ @DomesticGoddss 13 Aug 2015
        Replying to @LexDemoz

        @AlexDemoted guilty.

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      4. Alex‏ @LexDemoz 13 Aug 2015
        Replying to @DomesticGoddss

        @DomesticGoddss but I still don't get it? 😖

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      2. SurvivingMyBoys‏ @SurvivingMyBoys 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @DomesticGoddss

        @DomesticGoddss @frazzledmama420 don't tell my family. But I eat a hot plate of food before I announce dinner is ready. #mymomwin

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. toni‏ @tonigirl67 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SurvivingMyBoys @DomesticGoddss

        Only way I can get a hot meal.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1.  🆓 🦅‏ @KnotChoCheeze 9 Feb 2016
        Replying to @DomesticGoddss

        @DomesticGoddss @MomOfTeen - Because mama bear is always taking care of her family before herself, by the time she eats it's cold.

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      2. Christy Peterson‏ @Tweetstreefrogs 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @DomesticGoddss

        @DomesticGoddss @BooksByIntisar Haha! You'll get hot food again in a few years. :)

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      3. Intisar Khanani‏ @BooksByIntisar 31 Jul 2015
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        @Tweetstreefrogs @DomesticGoddss One can hope, at least... ;)

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      1. Jewele‏ @JuliePepperoni Mar 30
        Replying to @DomesticGoddss @FatherWithTwins

        pic.twitter.com/0c57Hq1CUO

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      1. StephyWe‏ @TravelOfFortune 20 Oct 2017
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        First time u had cold food?? I sometimes forget that there's food for me, too 😂

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      1.  🌟~Naimah~ 🌟‏ @Thisbeautifull4 13 Nov 2016
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        story of my food. ha. everyday!

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      1. Fredwards‏ @moabsky 8 Oct 2015
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        @DomesticGoddss @onascaleof1210 I think it was gazpacho so that's a good thing. I guess some people don't like it. Go figure.

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        @DomesticGoddss Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/625667656541171712 …

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      1. Stop Mom Shaming‏ @StopShamingMoms 27 Jul 2015
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        @DomesticGoddss hahahaha

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      1. SuperShan!  🍁‏ @SuperShanFIT 30 Nov 2017
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        Mama Bear is lucky she got to eat that day... I'm on coffee and leftovers still.

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      1. TG‏ @TGTalker 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @DomesticGoddss @cravin4

        Yeah it's all sex.

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