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And you may find yourself in a beautiful Oval Office...pic.twitter.com/m7N8DDQrZe
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Donald Trump is in office in part because this woman told her millions of followers that there was no difference between him and Hillary and that him being President would make things so bad it would lead to a revolution. She’s a great actress but a crappy person.https://twitter.com/gryking/status/1224220174045368323 …
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A Tale of Two TV Adaptations, Part 1: HOWARDS END (BBC/PBS, 2018). So faithful to Forster’s novel you’d think the punctuation was adapted. Stiff, mannered, dull, totally inferior to the Merchant-Ivory film.
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Listen y'all gotta join more ecology shitposting groups on Facebook.pic.twitter.com/w8s45k7RSM
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I’m coming around to supporting
@amyklobuchar. It occurred to me I’ve met like six or seven people who have worked in the White House and every single one of them would have benefitted from being slapped around some@JimnuzzoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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This is the best thing you'll see today
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We're going to get 20 articles in the Times, Washington Post, NPR etc about visiting mid-western diners, where people don't care if the president doesn't know the difference between Kansas & Missouri, only elitist snobs care about geographical details, etc.https://twitter.com/jyarow/status/1224171137501929476 …
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Right? That was 12 years ago. He said “57” when he meant to say “47” (he was talking about stops in the 48 contiguous states, saying he had one left), corrected himself later that day, and it became something people still bring up https://twitter.com/nkatsinas1/status/1224173225967587328?s=21 …https://twitter.com/nkatsinas1/status/1224173225967587328 …
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Looking forward to seeing the map with the sharpie drawn to take in the Kansas side.
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me, an astrophysicist who has published 2 (nearly 3!) papers on Betelgeuse and specializes in supernovae: *tweets about Betelgeuse* men in my mentions: “well actually it may have already exploded do you know how light works here’s the Wikipedia link also calm down”
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The President of the United States doesn’t know which state Kansas City is in.pic.twitter.com/ncvarHN9fA
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Get that Jeep Gladiator outta here!https://twitter.com/AgathaChocolats/status/1224158159876644866 …
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It might help to have the guy who was sitting in the car next to the driver.https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1224061283433091072 …
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Interesting that this ad makes it seem like Johnson was released because of criminal justice reform but it had nothing to do with that. Trump granted her clemency after being lobbied by Kim Kardashian.https://twitter.com/alicemariefree/status/1224122246471524352 …
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Nothing quite prepares you for a 40 pound corgi jumping on your chest, but the Chiefs have won, my neighborhood is setting off fireworks and here we are....
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Will now be voting for whichever candidate is first to promise that they'll murder the baby peanut with their bare hands.
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