Dude....don't do this to mepic.twitter.com/IaGBhv8Hig
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Mate how about Energy But also Energy Drink
McDonalds is Maku- Ma- *face contortion* Makudonarudo.
It's kappu, but if you do it with your partner, it became kappuru
What about grass? グラス?
just laugh
Koppu for paper cups. Kappu for the rest. Except when they are green it’s kappa.
*sighs* i havent even begun and already I give uppic.twitter.com/JTGEJKUztX
Sometimes I stupidly forget katakana words and say things like 写真機 instead of カメラ. Then people ask me if I'm from 昭和初期
Since I work mainly with medieval kanbun texts and scholarship when I try to guess kanji people ask me if I'm an oyaji because I can only come up with the oldest, most absurd readings for things off the top of my head. 
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