Laura Borealis

@Maliciouslink @DogBroc I imagine absolute desperation. The pain is excruciating

@CyberPathogens @DogBroc "oww oww ouch." <looks at cabbage> "I wonder..."

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@Maliciouslink @CyberPathogens @DogBroc throw cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you

@Maliciouslink @CyberPathogens @DogBroc A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you

@Maliciouslink @CyberPathogens @DogBroc push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much

@Maliciouslink @CyberPathogens @DogBroc You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket

@Maliciouslink @CyberPathogens @DogBroc Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead