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My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
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My friend just bought an old Boeing 747. He plans on turning it into a themed restaurant. I doubt it'll take off.
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My wife signed me up for the bridge club. I’m scheduled to jump off Tuesday
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anyone know where I can get a new dipstick for my 2012 Chevy? Mine doesn't reach the oil anymore
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I once dated a blind women, she told me it was over. She couldn't see where the relationship was going
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I would make up a proper kitchen pun, if I had more thyme.
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Isn't the grand canyon Just Gorges!
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the Coronavirus got here from china faster than my package form wish did...
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Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $1.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.
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the speed limit of sex is 68 at 69 you have to turn around
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A Cajun fellow wearing a Mollie Hatchet T-shirt walks into a florist shop and starts talkin to the plants. He gets to a potted aster, his speech becomes very suggestive, prompting the owner to demand an explanation. He smiles and says, "I'm just flirtin' wit dis aster, ma'am."
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How does a kitchen say hello? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It microwaves
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Called my boss today and whispered "I can't come in today I have a wee cough" Boss: "you have a wee cough?" ME: "Really? Thanks! I'll see you next week!
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Did you hear about the cheese plant explosion in France? Da Brie is everywhere ...
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What's blue and not very heavy? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Light blue.
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What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback
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A guy was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.
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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly..... And as you can see, they were Wright.
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