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@DocAtCDI

Side effects may include: laughter, fun, drunkenness, dispensed wisdom, inability to sit comfortably

Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2011.
Rođen/a 13. ožujka 1966.

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  1. prije 11 minuta

    My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.

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  2. prije 41 minutu

    My friend just bought an old Boeing 747. He plans on turning it into a themed restaurant. I doubt it'll take off.

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  3. prije 1 sat

    My wife signed me up for the bridge club. I’m scheduled to jump off Tuesday

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    anyone know where I can get a new dipstick for my 2012 Chevy? Mine doesn't reach the oil anymore

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  5. prije 2 sata

    I once dated a blind women, she told me it was over. She couldn't see where the relationship was going

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    I would make up a proper kitchen pun, if I had more thyme.

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    Isn't the grand canyon Just Gorges!

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  8. prije 2 sata

    the Coronavirus got here from china faster than my package form wish did...

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  9. prije 3 sata

    Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $1.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.

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  10. prije 3 sata

    the speed limit of sex is 68 at 69 you have to turn around

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  11. prije 3 sata

    A Cajun fellow wearing a Mollie Hatchet T-shirt walks into a florist shop and starts talkin to the plants. He gets to a potted aster, his speech becomes very suggestive, prompting the owner to demand an explanation. He smiles and says, "I'm just flirtin' wit dis aster, ma'am."

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  12. prije 3 sata

    How does a kitchen say hello? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It microwaves

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  13. prije 4 sata

    Called my boss today and whispered "I can't come in today I have a wee cough" Boss: "you have a wee cough?" ME: "Really? Thanks! I'll see you next week!

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  14. prije 4 sata

    Did you hear about the cheese plant explosion in France? Da Brie is everywhere ...

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    What's blue and not very heavy? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Light blue.

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  16. prije 4 sata

    What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback

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    A guy was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.

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    A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly..... And as you can see, they were Wright.

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