Laura Shortridge-Scott  Ovjeren akaunt

@DiscordianKitty

Editor. Writer. World of Warcraft obsessed. Recently moved to Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Please do not feed the sea lions. she/her

Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2009.

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  1. Autostraddle is looking for a dedicated part-time editor devoted to members of the trans community who both read and write for the magazine!

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  2. They make the skies pretty good here

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  3. If you are in your 40s and persistently texting a 16 yr old that you’re attracted to and have to ask them to “delete some messages “ then get in the fucking sea - nothing else matters - not “legal age” shit either just fucking get in the sea

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  4. I think she has a hard enough life without having to deal with strangers on the Internet weighing in

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  5. Dear nymphs and witches in video games: where do you get hair extensions that cover your nipples with no movement in boss battles? Or is it like a boob tape thing?

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  6. So how many people won Iowa?

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  7. Me: Omg I can't wait to see Birds of Prey Harley Quinn is always better without the Joker This smug idiot: Oh you BELIEVE in Harley Quinn and the Joker you fool did you not KNOW they're FICTION miss da'ling DEAR

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  9. I saw the creator of It's Always Sunny mention that he thinks the cast of Friends are good people and his characters are the opposite of that, and that explains so much.

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  10. Man complaining about identity politics has his Twitter bio as just a list of identities
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  11. 5. velj

    "Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally meant to be synonymous with "running in circles" or "chasing your own tail" because it's a task that gets you nowhere. I'm not sure how it ever turned into an expression of grit.

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  12. *whispers* don’t know about you but I reckon the American way of choosing your presidential candidate by spending 18 months in public fighting like cats in a sack then some of you turning round and saying let’s all rally round the winner at the last minute is sub-optimal

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  13. 5. velj

    Iowa caucus 1.02 patch notes - fixed issue where Bernie would clip through floor causing crash - fixed audio issue that replaced Mayor Pete speech with rat hiss - reloading save file no longer triggers Biden t-pose - added the ability to remove door from caucus room at capacity

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  14. "Bernie won and the consensus is to try stop him" "Bernie lost and the consensus is to try to force a win for him" Is any dialogue around Bernie Sanders capable of not being absolutely obsessed with conspiracy theories?

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  15. 5. velj

    I DID IT. My mouth got me into trouble. Him: I don’t want to date a woman who relies on makeup or wigs or a plastic surgeon Me: that’s a bold statement coming from a man with a beard that covers half your face and jawline. 💀

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  16. prije 24 sata

    Boomers: "the problem with Millennials is they are so easily offended by everything" Also Boomers: "We put stickers on records to warn you if they done a swear"

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  17. Satan uses the Bible to try push is own AGENDA much like Trump and his awful family I'M AN ATHEIST AND I KNOW THAT

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  18. SATAN LITERALLY QUOTED THE SCRIPTURES AT JESUS HAVE YOU EVEN PRETENDED TO READ A BIBLE

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  19. No one talks about Valentine’s Day more than people who hate Valentine’s Day.

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  20. "The King sits in Dunfermline town, Drinking the blood-red wine."

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