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So, the Crazy White Men With Guns Czar and Violence Against Women Czar will be named next week...?
The Ebola Czar has named us the Archduke of Explosive Diarrhea.
The new Ebola Czar has announced, "I'm the Czar of Ebola, there is none higher/All sucker diseases must call me 'Sire.'"
Zombies are SO over. The next big thing: sociopathic centaurs. Get on that shit.
FYI: Disalmanac tweeting is still sporadic while we continue editing our feature film, "You, Your Brain, & You." Film festivals in 2015!
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Be careful out there: America is facing an eYOLO epidemic. There is no known cure. Symptoms include being all douchey and shit.
UPDATE: John Grisham was just awarded the Nobel Prize in Ewwwwwwww and a Pulitzer Prize in WTF.
Today is Columbus Day. To celebrate, go visit your neighbor, give him smallpox, and move into his house after he dies.
Today is 10/10, but the real numerological action happens on 14/14/14.
UPDATE: That lady who wrote the "50 Shades" trilogy has won the exact opposite of a Nobel Prize in Literature.
Jen from Appleton is now being kept in an off-site store.
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I guess I won't be touching anybody's vomit again until this whole Ebola thing passes. Sad face emoji.
Don't worry: Most Texans have a worse chance of catching Ebola than learning about evolution.
Today is the first day of Rocktober, Mocktober, Spocktober, DocOcktober, Jocktober, Electroshocktober, and Buttocktober. Choose wisely.
I CAN even, I just don't want to even.
Time to face it: you are SO not going to grow up and be a debaser.
UPDATE: According to exit polls, no one can understand a damn word Scottish people say.
UPDATE: Scientists have announced there's more than one direction. There may be as many as three or four directions.
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