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    30. stu 2019.

    How middle aged white guys named Keith dance with women at BBQ’s

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    prije 4 sata

    This gravy is taking longer to thicken up than a 72 yr old sugar daddy.

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    prije 5 sati

    State of my nuts.

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    Your O face in the shower cause you been single for 17 years

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    prije 15 sati

    I get it chocolate gravy, I’m also too much for some people

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    prije 6 sati

    A shit so big I had to use both hands to flush.

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  7. prije 5 sati

    White folks are wild, they get beets delivered to their house on purpose

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    Welcome to your 30's, you will now have a rogue eyelash that grows six feet long

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    prije 10 sati

    [packing for work trip] Where the fuck is my business bikini?!

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    prije 11 sati

    Gag tears don't count.

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    I spend 80% of my day trying to figure out how to get people to leave me alone.

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    10. sij

    A man at this meeting looks like my ex, well I know where I’ll be sitting - on the OTHER side of the room.

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    20. sij
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    prije 9 sati

    Yeah, I intentionally break all your shit so I can come back to fuck with you. ~ My IT guy

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  16. prije 9 sati

    78% of marriage is trying to figure out why all of your food is now truffled

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    Remember the golden rule: It’s your fault and keep your whore mouth shut

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    prije 17 sati

    I smell you and it takes me back to the dumpster where our love first bloomed.

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  19. prije 15 sati

    I like to spice up my chicken sandwich by crying on it before I eat it in my car in an abandoned parking lot

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    3. velj

    If DMX come on while im fighting im deff killing you

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    I’m gonna make one man very annoyed/overwhelmed one day. 😳☺️

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