I leave the south shore and head to the northshore and this is what I see when I get off I-10... someone come get these peoplepic.twitter.com/BvvocQEJpN
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I'm a divorced mom of a teenaged son and I'm hot af. I know shit and I've seen shit.
I must object to the "hot af" statement... but other than that, you're not wrong...
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