Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 26, 2022is the sound a diet coke makes when you crack it open and the sound you make to get a cat’s attention the same?21150286Show this thread
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 22, 2022sad guy on the bus: me before my morning diet coke happy guy on the bus: me after my morning diet coke12973Show this thread
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 22, 2022decorated delegate: cleaning the house? diet coke. decorated delegate: at work? diet coke, right away. decorated delegate: bedtime? believe it or not, diet coke.16357Show this thread
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 22, 2022reality star, yelling and pointing: you’re technically making memes right now!!! white cat that doesn’t give af: would you look at that.231Show this thread
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 22, 2022canadian rapper saying no thanks to morning coffee canadian rapper saying yes please to morning diet coke3242Show this thread
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 22, 2022my boss said i spend too much time making memes. i hope they don’t see what i’m doing in the replies...3210142Show this thread
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 15, 2022happy singles’ awareness day! comment if you’re as single as your last can of diet coke 💬 😙15768
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 13, 2022i was told to tweet about football today. there, now can i have a diet coke?1110190Show this thread
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 9, 2022talking to your crush can be fizzing scary. comment below with your best pick-up line and i might give you an ice-breaker…271488
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 7, 2022which should i use for my profile pic on dating apps? comment your fave4816192Show this thread
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 6, 2022i’m so cold. i’m so cold. i’m so cold. i’m so cold. i’m so cold. i’m so cold. i’m so cold. i’m so co-2151333
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Feb 2, 2022there should be a holiday all about me and how i feel about the weather.1522196
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 31, 2022i tried to make a 2022 vision board but i ran out of pictures of diet coke.936248
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 27, 2022done with folding laundry, 2022 is officially the year of the floordrobe.823172
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 25, 2022if i leave my tree up long enough, i’m just decorating early for next holiday season.813138
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 25, 2022it’s always “who’s the person behind the diet coke account?” not “how’s the person behind the diet coke account?"5725525
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 23, 2022who else is stockpiling diet coke just in case they get snowed in? 🙋3127320
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 21, 2022how to spice up dinner parties in january: 1. bring diet coke 2. say “i see your xmas tree is celebrating dry january.”814159
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 19, 2022mfw i realize i’m going to be 40 this year 😳 mfw i remember age is just a number and i can do whatever i want 😏144113
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 18, 2022can someone tell my boss i wasn’t napping under my desk, i was just hibernating?613152
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 15, 2022winter staycation tip: if you enjoy diet coke from a coconut, it’s like being at the beach if the beach was freezing.98138
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 14, 2022shower thought: if you’re still writing 2020 on checks, why do you still have checks?5898
Diet Coke@DietCoke·Jan 12, 2022tbh, i guess fizzy every day. 🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️59128
