Jaime Sperling

@DiedofEnnui

I edit. I run. I have cats. I'm bitter.

New York City, baby!
Joined September 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Feb 2015

    A non-editor has just given me my new editorial mantra: "How about you stop saying every word you know and get to the point."

    7 replies 70 retweets 106 likes
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  2. 11 hours ago

    TFW you are just about to stand up to stretch your aching back, after you finish this one last sentence, and the cat decides it's time to move from the desk to your lap.

    2 replies 7 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    My daughter and her friends have grown up to refer to commercials of any kind as "Skip Ads". Usage Example: "I saw this really funny kitten in a skip ad yesterday."

    96 replies 3,272 retweets 10,733 likes
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  4. 23 hours ago

    I heard "revenue" used as a verb tonight. "The company was revenuing $2 million."

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  5. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    im crying im so happy for them

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  6. Apr 2

    Guinness is snoring. You can't really hear it, but you can see her mouth moving.…

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  7. Apr 1

    I do not understand all the gefilte fish hate.

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  8. Apr 1

    Burn!

    Well..."scoring" is basically my job description.
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  9. Mar 30

    "You are beutiful."

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  10. Mar 30

    TFW you grab your full cup of coffee to prevent cat from sloshing it onto your desk but then bump it against desk, spilling coffee on keyboard, and then spend a half-hour sliding folded paper towels into spaces between keys to absorb said coffee.

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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    Please note that this is me being NICE to Geraldo. I have said worse

    I WORK IN NEWS. NEWS IS NOT A "FLIRTY BUSINESS" YOU RUBBERY SCROTUM FULL OF DEAD BEES. IT'S A FUCKING JOB LIKE ANY OTHER AND NEWS WOMEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AND DIGNITY.
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  12. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    The most Russian headline ever.

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  13. Mar 29

    I want to be an indexer! And, no, it is not easy!

    is a very specific skill set. It requires way more than using "Insert Index" in Word. Pro indexers can be found via professional societies like: American Society for Indexers.
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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Work-life balance is hard. Work-meme balance is easy. 🎨:

    3 replies 94 retweets 254 likes
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  15. Mar 29

    Two paychecks in one day! The children will have meat tonight!

    2 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
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  16. Mar 28

    Bebeh bat!

    0:20
    I am terror. I am the night.
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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Vague social media posts and news items led to some confusion over a new, broad Indiana law about abortion:

    1 reply 12 retweets 10 likes
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  18. Mar 28

    TFW you make your coffee just like you do every morning but for some reason it comes out really weak.

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  19. Mar 27

    I love matzo balls!

    Never enough matzo balls.
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  20. Mar 27

    Cleaning the kitchen floor is so rewarding. Fortunately, my kitchen floor is not quite 40 square feet.

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  21. Mar 27

    Ugh, "disrupted the market space."

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