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@DHowett

Key-Value Observer; NSInvoker; Works at Microsoft, but doesn't tweet about it much; Conjures up software from the wretched plane of constant screaming.

Seattle, WA
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Jul 4

    Ghostbin: I’m planning an archive download feature, and I’ll announce when it’s back up.

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    Jun 27

    Blogged: Part 2 of the series: Windows Command-Line: The Evolution of the Windows Command-Line

    17 replies 114 retweets 297 likes
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  3. Jun 21

    Gotta get some of that hashtag love going!

    Love seeing this! Nice work and Daniel Oliver indeed!
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    Jun 20

    Blogged: Windows Command-Line: Backgrounder - the first of a series of posts about The Windows Command-Line, the Windows Console's architecture and internals, and where we're going in the future :)

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    Jun 13

    new lacroix flavors! -transported in a truck near bananas -hint of hint of lime -single skittle dissolved in water -shy watermelon -imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery

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    Jun 2

    Hey attendees if you want the command line on to improve, swing by the booth to tell He's the dev lead for and flew here from Redmond to chat with you.

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  7. May 31

    okay but what the 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴

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    May 30

    Are you attending in Berlin this weekend? Are you a fan of WSL and/or would like to learn how to run your favorite Linux distros on Windows? Want to get your hands on some superb Surface devices? Be sure to visit the Microsoft booth and speak with &

    Heading to for all things JS. Slick devices you can try out with , and nice swag. Add the booth to your ☑️ list!
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  9. May 30

    Are any of you going to 2018? I’ll be hanging around the booth, so you should drop by!

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    May 22

    So, let's work through an example: compiling `msbuild` The latest version of `msbuild` uses .NET Core 2 to build. That's not the problem. The problem is GitVersion in NuGet. `msbuild` (amongst other software) uses GitVersion or derived libraries to version itself. Yay, right?

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    18 Apr 2017

    Person: Would you like to eat 6 string cheeses in a row? Me: Naw. Person: We deep fried em and there will be tomato sauce. Me: Oh, ok, yes.

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    May 15

    Who works >full time for 50% pay and still gets to pay some fees? Grad students! No fees to work. Inclusive healthcare.

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    May 13

    It’s terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world: • computers drive cars around • the state of the art test to check that you’re not a computer is whether you can successful identify stop signs in pictures

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    May 9

    Wait a goddamn second. I've got BitlBee which lets you merge multiple chat protocols (including twitter) into one single IRC feed, does that mean... YES! TWITTER IN MICROSOFT COMIC CHAT.

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    May 7

    Do y’all ever correct an unintended autocorrect and then continue typing ur sentence and then the phone gets possessed by Lucifer himself and switches it back to the wrong word? Or is that just me?

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    May 3
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    TWITTER: we're going to put every tweet you like into people's timelines USERS: no. don't do that. we don't like that TWITTER: we also told them your password

    3 replies 43 retweets 151 likes
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    Apr 24

    New Amazon Shave Club Will Slip Into Your House And Shave You

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    Apr 19

    Today served me a location-based ad. And then tried (for the 100th time) to get me to share my location. Gross.

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    Apr 17

    That's what adults do, you absolute morons.

    Millennials are taking over the workforce
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