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I'm getting STABBED IN THE BALLS, tomorrow morning. Time to take my swimmers out of the equation. Mrs Longscope and I have 2 fantastic kids, and we're done. Wish me luck. I'll be off my feet for a few days. /I should totally stream it.

That’s a sharp object way too close to my boys.

Been there, done that. All I can say is, LISTEN. TO. EVERY. WORD. they say about aftercare. It's not that bad, if you don't have complications, but if you do... You'll wish you'd never been born.

^^ this.

Something... Something... "Size of a grapefruit." Something... "Excruciating pain." Something... "Nothing we can do but wait for the swelling to go down."

*begins sweating profusely*

Honestly, it really wasn't that bad. The worst part, for me, was feeling them pull the vas deferens out before cutting, knotting and cauterizing them. It wasn't painful, just very unnerving, on a very base and primal level. Kept having visions of William Wallace.