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@DevonESawa

Ex-teen heartthrob, but with the polar opposite beliefs as Kirk Cameron’s. Loves Super Socco and shopping at Zellers.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Jan 2019

    These are a few of the companies that have called after seeing my daughter and I dance... Bolshoi Ballet (Moscow) National Ballet of Canada (Toronto) Kirov/ Mariinsky Ballet (St. Petersburg) Mariinsky Theatre New York City Ballet NYCB. Paris Opera Ballet. Royal Ballet (London)

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  2. 32 seconds ago

    This was only a joke. Complain all you want.

    If you don’t have kids stop complaining about being quarantined.
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  3. 42 minutes ago

    Seems a little PR grabby

    Exclusive: Kris Jenner was recently tested for COVID-19 after coming in contact with someone with the virus.
    15 replies 5 retweets 150 likes
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  4. 1 hour ago

    From my cold, dead hands!!

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  5. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Amen.

    At the end of all this, let’s try to remember that the geniuses who told us not to worry about coronavirus are the same geniuses telling us not to worry about
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  6. 2 hours ago

    For the neighbors. Just like Italy.

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  7. 3 hours ago

    I can paint. My edging without the use of tape is exceptionally good. My wallpapering skills are far below average. Also I’m a horrible drywall putty applier.

    Replying to @DevonESawa
    We may have a career change waiting for you at
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  8. 3 hours ago

    If you stand with Trump just to own the libs you are a piece of shit.

    8 replies 29 retweets 318 likes
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  9. 3 hours ago

    I painted yesterday. I’m putting up wallpaper today! My wife didn’t get the memo that I’m a high-level thespian.

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  10. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Even in a plague, New Englanders refuse Manhattan Clam Chowder.

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  11. 5 hours ago

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  12. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    The Dropkick Murphys say they will be playing a full concert that will be livestreamed free on St. Patrick's Day. The concert will be broadcast at 7 p.m. Boston-time Tuesday YouTube, Instagram, Facebook: The usual suspects.

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  13. 7 hours ago

    My wife was too distracted to even notice. She’s been with the boy ever since we tied him to the bed out of precaution. His skin has turned a ghastly white and his eyes a fierce yellow. And he growls also. I hold the gun tight just in case. Devon. March 16/2020 Coronavirus

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  14. 7 hours ago

    Day 3 of isolation: Woke up this morning to growling coming from the basement. It got the hound I’m afraid. My daughter begged me not to, but I had to take it out with a double barrel. She doesn’t understand, she’s too young, but it wasn’t the same hound we’d grown to love.

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  15. 13 hours ago

    Idiots.

    Current crowds at the Magic Kingdom for tonight's showing of Happily Ever After...
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  16. 13 hours ago

    Girl Scout leader: “look, we have to make a choice. We know the virus is deadly but we also know that every mother fucker is gonna be home and running out of food. Stock up girls. These cookies don’t sell themselves.”

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  17. 13 hours ago

    Bro’s from the gym thinking Isolation is a form of protein.

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  18. 14 hours ago

    I want them to read this in a Ken Burns style documentary in 50 years.

    2 replies 5 retweets 91 likes
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  19. 14 hours ago

    My wife want to know why I’m feeding the dogs grain and beer and finishing with grass and also bathing them in sake.

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  20. 15 hours ago

    .. to water these plants of yours, they’re looking wilted. Johny the water..Shut off days ago. Why? Okay well I can bring a bucket from my house. Your water works Johny? Yes sir *tries sink* God damn it!! Johny, do the phones work too?!!!

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  21. 15 hours ago

    ..been off. Off? Johnny the powers been down. It’s been down for days. Mr Sawa the powers been on. *tries light switch. They work* You’re right Johnny. Power is working. Mr Sawa can Hudson come out &play? Goddamn it Johnny not with the virus. Okay. Mr Sawa you want me ..

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