Devon Henry

@DevasaurusRex

Writer, Nerd Queen, Trex Impersonator, Amateur Viking, Mostly Harmless

Los Angeles
Joined May 2009

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  1. Going through my work assignments & articles and feeling so stoked to be writing in the coming weeks. 🙏🏻📝

  2. "Yass KWEEN" -me, to myself

  3. Can we stop pretending that one pretty woman means that no other pretty women exist? There is so much beauty and it's all different, people.

  4. Apparently there's a car chase? And rain? I really need to get out of the house.

  5. Retweeted

    In case you missed this week's Happiness Weekly, you should check it out today. It's awesome:

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    the national threat level is Ted Cruz's bologna face

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    game recognize game.

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    *nudges husband awake at 4 AM* me: do you like me him: I MARRIED YOU me: yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? unclear

  9. Girl, love who you are and stop trying to be what you're not.

  10. Why in God's name do you need to show me pictures of gut yeast? What does that accomplish?

  11. I just discovered coffee oil and I am now a beautiful, oily Hag Queen.

  12. BF: I forgot to take my Tamiflu twice today. Me: If you were a girl you'd be so pregnant.

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    Not to mention they assumed Stormy Daniels was a man 😒

  14. Yes, hello, I have a skype question for :

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