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What started as a real responsibility has devolved into a twitter account
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Long ago people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter, and other jobs of life were called SAINTS. Now they are called Engineers.
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A women’s “I’ll be ready in 5 mins” is the same as a man’s “I’ll be home in 5 mins”
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I've decided that my 2020 starts on the 1st fo February, January was just a trial month.
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Who needs a significant other when you have a computer to annoy you all day long?
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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by 7-10 hours.
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Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time, it’s in your hand.
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Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library
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However beautiful the strategy you should occasionally look at the results.
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A wise man once said: “The plural of regex is regrets”
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Knowledge is like underwear, it is useful to have it but not necessary to show it off.
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Life is like a smiley face emoji, you never know what it really means.
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My only professional ambition is to get to a desk where no one can see my computer monitor but me.
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If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net on a slow internet connection.
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry 2. It won’t happen again 3. 1 & 2 are both lies 4. You are a fool
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Life is too short to remove USB safely
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When looking for an "ERROR" the first thing you should always do is check to make sure it's not sitting in front of the computer.
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The only thing that ever SAT its way to success was a hen.
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There are 3 kinds of engineers: Some make wonders happen Some watch wonders happen Some wonder what happened
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I am an Engineer. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
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Arguing with a software engineer is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig. After a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.
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