StandUpQuoteOfTheDay

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Light on the inspiration and heavy on the sarcasm. Whatever it takes to give your morning Stand Up the kick in the ass it needs

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    What started as a real responsibility has devolved into a twitter account 🤷 God help us all!

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  2. Long ago people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter, and other jobs of life were called SAINTS. Now they are called Engineers.

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  3. 4. velj

    A women’s “I’ll be ready in 5 mins” is the same as a man’s “I’ll be home in 5 mins”

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  4. 3. velj

    I've decided that my 2020 starts on the 1st fo February, January was just a trial month.

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  5. 31. sij

    Who needs a significant other when you have a computer to annoy you all day long?

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  6. 30. sij

    A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by 7-10 hours.

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  7. 29. sij

    Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time, it’s in your hand.

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  8. 28. sij

    Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library

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  9. 27. sij

    However beautiful the strategy you should occasionally look at the results.

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  10. 24. sij

    A wise man once said: “The plural of regex is regrets”

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  11. 23. sij

    Knowledge is like underwear, it is useful to have it but not necessary to show it off.

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  12. 22. sij

    Life is like a smiley face emoji, you never know what it really means.

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  13. 21. sij

    My only professional ambition is to get to a desk where no one can see my computer monitor but me.

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  14. 20. sij

    If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net on a slow internet connection.

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  15. 17. sij

    If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry 2. It won’t happen again 3. 1 & 2 are both lies 4. You are a fool

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  16. 16. sij

    Life is too short to remove USB safely

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  17. 15. sij

    When looking for an "ERROR" the first thing you should always do is check to make sure it's not sitting in front of the computer.

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  18. 14. sij

    The only thing that ever SAT its way to success was a hen.

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  19. 13. sij

    There are 3 kinds of engineers: Some make wonders happen Some watch wonders happen Some wonder what happened

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  20. 10. sij

    I am an Engineer. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.

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  21. 9. sij

    Arguing with a software engineer is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig. After a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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