Derek Otten

@DerekOtten

Kill your masters.

Ann Arbor, Michigan
Joined August 2011
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  1. May 19

    Must be exciting to be a Mariners fan, knowing you have a shot of seeing a no hitter every single game

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    Apr 28

    hi. i made a new special. it was filmed by me, alone, without a crew or an audience, over the course of the past year. it is almost finished. i hope you like it.

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  3. Apr 18

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    Apr 13

    People hearing it’s been 500k deaths from Covid vs 6 people having blood clots

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  5. Apr 14

    Just got vaccinated at a federal landmark, feels good.

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    Apr 13

    For perspective, here are some numbers: 1 in 1,000,000: J&J vaccine 1 in 3,000: oral contraceptives 1 in 5: hospitalized COVID-19 patients As someone who got the J&J vaccine 8 days ago, and who took oral contraceptives for 20 years, I’ll take these odds.

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    Apr 9

    Can we all agree that this is the best position for sleeping?

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  8. Apr 1

    1/1 1.000 batting average

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    Apr 1

    The and Anthony Rizzo are not moving toward a new contract with less than 5 hours remaining before first pitch, source says.
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  10. Apr 1

    Happy Opening Day!

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    Mar 29

    If I ever see Anthony Rizzo in another team’s uniform I will set myself on fire

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    Mar 29

    RT if Tom Ricketts should sell the team.

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    Mar 29

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  14. Mar 29

    Will be so pissed if the cubs don't

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    Mar 29

    I don't know if we could ACTUALLY get this trending, but it would be quite a fun experiment to try, wouldn't it? So, you know, hit the RT and also tweet your own:

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  16. Mar 19

    ORAL ROBERTS LMAO

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    Mar 3

    I am Democrat Jasmine Beach-Ferrara. I am running against Madison Cawthorn. I have 4.5K followers. My opponent has 256K. Can you please retweet this and ask everyone you know to follow this account to build our platform?

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  18. Mar 2

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    Feb 12

    Jack and Diane but all of the lyrics are “suckin’ on a chili dog”

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    Feb 10

    So... A portion of this money goes to me, since I wrote ‘Cover Me Up.’ I’ve decided to donate everything I’ve made so far from this album to the Nashville chapter of the . Thanks for helping out a good cause, folks.

    Fans of Morgan Wallen are buying up the country star’s latest album after a video showed him shouting a racial slur last week. His "Dangerous: The Double Album" spent a fourth week at the top of Billboard’s all-genre chart.
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