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Yes, we’re fine. No, we’re not the Krusty Krab. Welcome to America’s Diner.

Spartanburg, SC
Joined March 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Sep 2018

    There’s only 3 things guaranteed in life: death, taxes, and a group of theater kids eating at Denny’s after their last production of Hamlet.

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  2. 19 hours ago

    why do kids in movies always give their teachers apples? give your teacher a tote bag of french fries. Your grades are bound to improve.

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  3. Jan 2

    if we can’t talk to you before you’ve had your morning coffee how will we know you want coffee?

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  4. Jan 1

    happy New Year! a clean slate is like a clean plate—endless possibilities! may we suggest bacon?

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  5. Dec 31

    10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! 🥚! Happy New Egg!

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  6. 31 Dec 2018

    little known fact: when they used to do the NYE countdown they used a giant egg. well, they did this once. it was a mess…

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  7. 30 Dec 2018

    feeling hungry is not good and if you disagree that’s too bad so sad.

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  8. 28 Dec 2018

    normal ketchup: hey fancy ketchup: doff of the cap to you old chum

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  9. 26 Dec 2018

    help us figure this out - are you the type of person that puts ketchup on the side or top of your new shirt?

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  10. 25 Dec 2018

    Merry Christmas! if you didn’t get all-you-can-eat pancakes like you wanted you know where to find us!

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  11. 24 Dec 2018

    wishing you a Merry Christmas from the Denny’s family to yours; and wishing Santa didn’t pour syrup in the stockings this year and instead used a container of some type.

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  12. 23 Dec 2018

    sometimes we eat pancakes without syrup because who amongst us is perfect?

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  13. 21 Dec 2018

    time is an illusion and existence is fleeting. eat pancakes while you still can.

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  14. 19 Dec 2018

    if you drink iced coffee in the winter but never drink milk shakes in the winter, is that fair to milk shakes?

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  15. 18 Dec 2018

    eggs are like fortune cookies but each one has the same fortune and it’s that you’ll soon be eating some yolk and egg white.

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  16. 17 Dec 2018

    petition to replace those hot hand towels they give people in first class with toast.

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  17. 16 Dec 2018

    be careful when you plop butter onto a warm stack of pancakes, it’s probably similar to us getting into a hot tub. go slow.

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  18. 15 Dec 2018

    fries are just remixed potatoes.

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  19. 14 Dec 2018

    customer: *using Jedi mind trick* you will get me eggs Waiter: ok Customer: *whispering* my power

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  20. 13 Dec 2018
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  21. 13 Dec 2018

    Denny’s Holiday Tip #62.2: we can do all that for you ;)

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