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  1. for 14 timer siden

    So many Americans seem to think that the pandemic is over (if it ever existed). It takes a lot to blow my mind, but these mass, maskless events look like a slower version of Jonestown (Orthodox). Please don't knock on my door.

    Angre
  2. for 15 timer siden

    My first girlfriend in NYC came from East Coast money and went to elite schools. Her friends had similar backgrounds. I never went to college but told them I went to Harvard. They bought it. That was my first lesson in how easily duped the educated class are.

    Angre
  3. 14. sep.

    This is the greatest thing Norm MacDonald ever did.

    Angre
  4. 14. sep.

    Norm MacDonald was razor quick and very funny. I think after Chevy, he's the best Weekend Update anchor ever. Certainly the edgiest. I have my criticisms, which I know you're anxious to hear, but Norm was a unique comic voice. RIP.

    Angre
  5. 14. sep.

    My cataract surgery restored 20/20 vision. I haven't seen things this clearly in ages, just in time to watch more ugliness wash over us.

    Angre
  6. 14. sep.

    You can call my EAT THE RICH bikini briefs performative, but I think they're quite flattering.

    Angre
  7. 12. sep.

    Left eye cataract surgery tomorrow. See you then.

    Angre
  8. 12. sep.

    When I moved to NYC in '82, I knew someone who knew The Roches. I had a huge crush on Suzzy Roche, and asked if we could meet. The guy said "Man, she's out of your league." And I suppose she was. Dream big or don't dream at all.

    Angre
  9. 12. sep.
    Angre
  10. 12. sep.

    If only a young Katharine Hepburn said to me, tartly, "Stop smoking that reefer, mister," my life would have undoubtedly changed.

    Angre
  11. 11. sep.

    Confession: I was initially in favor of the US invasion of Afghanistan. I was still talking to Hitchens who influenced me, but it wasn't his fault. I briefly lost it. Then I came back to my antiwar position. Sorry for the confusion.

    Angre
  12. 11. sep.

    Bush should have made this speech at his war crimes trial. And then be locked up for the rest of his miserable life.

    Angre
  13. 11. sep.

    9/11 also elevated Rudy Giuliani's profile to "America's Mayor." I lived in NYC under Giuliani. He was a thin-skinned racist tyrant who helped turn the city into today's police state. Wealthy New Yorkers appreciated his work.

    Angre
  14. 11. sep.

    9/11 not only made the US lose what was left of its mind, it also derailed growing protests against the corporate order for at least a decade, if not more. Capitalism = Patriotism.

    Angre
  15. 11. sep.

    If you knew who over the years proposed to my wife, and that she chose me, it's incredible. Now I'm showering daily.

    Angre
  16. 11. sep.

    Twenty years after 9/11, the US is still psychotic. Al Qaeda pushed an open door.

    Angre
  17. 10. sep.

    Says the tough guy who cried about being mocked on a comedy show and demanded an on-air apology. And got it.

    Angre
  18. 10. sep.

    Among the awful things 9/11 inspired, don't forget AN AMERICAN CAROL, David Zucker's racist, reactionary attack on antiwar dissent, where Muslims control Hollywood and enforce Sharia law in Beverly Hills. However, militarist ghosts and contemporary country singers save the day.

    Angre
  19. 9. sep.

    When I watch people pretend that the pandemic is over, I get a sense of what working in a slaughterhouse must be like.

    Angre
  20. 9. sep.

    Imperial decline is nothing new. Only the toys get more expensive.

    Angre

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