DennisTheMenace

@DennisJClarke

Writer. Humanist. Spaz.

Joined September 2011

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  1. I just published “I Gave You A Star, And You Broke My F*cking Heart”

  2. Google: how to un-burn toast?

  3. I might be a few decades late, but man...how did Jeffrey Combs lose out on the best actor Oscar for Re-Animator?

  4. Trip observation #362: passed a 'Guns R Us' sign written in the same font as 'Toys R Us' and star replaced by crosshairs

  5. Question: is Barry White usable outside of the bedroom? Answer: according to my dad's choice in road trip music--absolutely.

  6. You know what a fantasy football player's worst nightmare is? Bye week+runningbackbycommittee

  7. Life's tough--it just is. But every once in a while, you catch a break through someone's generosity.

  8. In reply to

    : Matt Damon to return to Jason Bourne franchise ” So if Bourne is back...does that make him a Bourneagain?

  9. Retweeted

    If you think you work too much at night and on weekends, you're right - but you're not alone

  10. Second-guessing, or just thinking of something better?

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  12. Thought I'd try this whole thing again. Friends--countrymen, lend me your ears!!!#robinhoodtights#churchilldiditfirst

  13. what should I do about Chris Johnson at this point? Between him and Matt Ryan, I've had to rely Grossman

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