DennisTheMenace

@DennisJClarke

Writer. Humanist. Spaz.

Joined September 2011
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  1. Mar 24

    I Gave You A Star, And You Broke My F*cking Heart

    3:28 PM - 24 Mar 2016 · Details
  2. Mar 24

    I just published “I Gave You A Star, And You Broke My F*cking Heart”

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  3. Mar 18

    A Love Letter From Brundlefly To Veronica

    12:42 PM - 18 Mar 2016 · Details
  4. Mar 13

    A Tale of Two People (And One Dies)

    3:22 AM - 13 Mar 2016 · Details
  5. Mar 7

    The Demon Sutra (Aka How to Pleasure Your Demon)

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  6. Mar 4

    Where Have You Gone To, My Lovely?

  7. Feb 29

  8. 6 Aug 2015

    Ramblings of a Madman

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  9. 18 Jun 2015

    Google: how to un-burn toast?

  10. 28 May 2015

    I might be a few decades late, but man...how did Jeffrey Combs lose out on the best actor Oscar for Re-Animator?

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  11. 15 May 2015

    Trip observation #362: passed a 'Guns R Us' sign written in the same font as 'Toys R Us' and star replaced by crosshairs

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  12. 14 May 2015

    Question: is Barry White usable outside of the bedroom? Answer: according to my dad's choice in road trip music--absolutely.

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  13. 28 Sep 2014

    You know what a fantasy football player's worst nightmare is? Bye week+runningbackbycommittee

  14. 21 Sep 2014

    Life's tough--it just is. But every once in a while, you catch a break through someone's generosity.

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    15 Sep 2014

    “: Matt Damon to return to Jason Bourne franchise ” So if Bourne is back...does that make him a Bourneagain?

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    15 Sep 2014

    If you think you work too much at night and on weekends, you're right - but you're not alone

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  17. 14 Sep 2014

    Second-guessing, or just thinking of something better?

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  19. 13 Sep 2014

    Thought I'd try this whole thing again. Friends--countrymen, lend me your ears!!!#robinhoodtights#churchilldiditfirst

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  20. 26 Sep 2011

    what should I do about Chris Johnson at this point? Between him and Matt Ryan, I've had to rely Grossman

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