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Dennis Miller Verified account ‏@DennisDMZ 21 Jul 2013

What's up with MSNBC? I just saw Sharpton wearing a single tampon on one ear singing, "Yo Ho Ho, it's a pirate's life for me."

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    1. Cathie#ISRAEL Nelson ‏@CathieNelsonBTI 22 Jul 2013

      @DennisDMZ @Corkys_Stache Yawn...Can this group be any more tacky?

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    2. Dennis Miller ‏@DennisDMZ 22 Jul 2013

      @CathieNelsonBTI @Corkys_Stache Thanks for following, Madame. Where do I send the autograph, Aboveitallville?

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    5. Cathie#ISRAEL Nelson ‏@CathieNelsonBTI 23 Jul 2013

      @BoonCompanions @DennisDMZ @Corkys_Stache Drop the ball...naw...sorry you missed it! I am still hoping for the bragging rites: a DM Follow!

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    7. Cathie#ISRAEL Nelson ‏@CathieNelsonBTI 23 Jul 2013

      @BoonCompanions @DennisDMZ @Corkys_Stache Exactly! If a DM tweet elevates my stature just thing what a Follow would do!

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    1. BOB ‏@PIRATE1775 21 Jul 2013

      “@DennisDMZ: What's up with MSNBC? I just saw Sharpton wearing a single tampon on one ear singing, "Yo Ho Ho, it's a pirate's life for me."

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    3. BOB ‏@PIRATE1775 21 Jul 2013

      @rhondadon Wait a minute! Some Pirates are A Ok!

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    1. KGarrison ‏@kgarrison 21 Jul 2013

      @DennisDMZ Tell Sharpton if he doesn't put a condom on his nose the tampon hanging from his ear won't work

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    2. Scott Hughes ‏@GMEMDBABY 21 Jul 2013

      "@kgarrison: @DennisDMZ Tell Sharpton if he doesn't put a condom on his nose the tampon hanging from his ear won't work" 4 him it would! ;-)

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  1. AztlanConnect ‏@AztlanConnect 21 Jul 2013

    @DennisDMZ @mindi_spunkstew "I just saw Sharpton wearing a single tampon on one ear" What do you expect from a bloody fool?...lol

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    1. Reagan's Man ‏@cbrownx 21 Jul 2013

      @DennisDMZ @dhrxsol1234 PROFILING; Every time I see Obama or a Democrat on TV I grab my wallet! A learned reaction!

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    2. John Galt ‏@dhrxsol1234 21 Jul 2013

      @cbrownx @DennisDMZ Angry about Being Profiled as a lousy golfer and DIvot Meister, Obama sulks on the Golf Course http://b4in.info/dBjg 

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  2. Manda ‏@amanda28627 21 Jul 2013

    @DennisDMZ @RSConley the "village" idiots who want to raise our kids for us... because they feel we had pur children for society! UGH

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  3. Sam Valley ‏@SamValley 21 Jul 2013

    @DennisDMZ Melissa Harris-Perry wearing tampons for earrings would explain why no blood is getting to her brain.

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  4. Tomorrow Perhaps ® ™ ‏@TexanHatesObama 21 Jul 2013

    @DennisDMZ LMAO

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  5. Kevin Eric Snell ‏@KevEnoch 21 Jul 2013

    Now you know why "Flo" works at a place called "Progressive" @DennisDMZ

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    1. D~CAT McMAHON ‏@DenCat66 23 Jul 2013

      @DennisDMZ @sNapPpeRHeaD fresh out of the applicator or freshly used?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    2. FallenAndICantGetUp ‏@SNaPpPerHead 23 Jul 2013

      @DenCat66 Using the term applicator tells me you haven't lacked female companionship in your life, I respect that LOL

      0 retweets 1 like

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