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    Dennis Miller‏Verified account @DennisDMZ Jun 5

    Hmm...does anyone else think the NFL resembles a Stradivarius these days? #DennisMillerOption

    9:19 AM - 5 Jun 2018
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      2.  ⚒Chub Loggin ⚒‏ @MuskYutaniCorp Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        No, Dennis. No one thinks that.

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      1. Ed Harrach‏ @edharrach Jun 5
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        I think Dennis Miller's word-a-day calendar wants to end its own life

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      1. David Blatt‏ @DavidMBlatt Jun 5
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        Why, because it’s an old instrument that others finger to get the sound bites they want?

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      1. Daniel Knaack‏ @DanielKnaack Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        I don't even know what you are trying to say here. Strads are highly coveted, priceless & still being played every day 300-plus years after their creation. So if you're saying that the NFL will be a highly profitable commodity in the 24th century --- well, um, good job with that

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      1. KnightHawk2017 💒 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🐕 🐈 🏒 ⚾️ ⛳ ⛵ 🎣‏ @KnightHawk2017 Jun 5
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        NF...who? Detoxed from That Situation last season, after the across-the-pond debacle at Wembley... It was surprisingly easier than my mate & I thought, considering our luv of sports were in this order: football, hawkey, baseball, golf We are truly done. They don't need our $$$!

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      1. The Meathead‏ @The_Meathead Jun 5
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        Totally getting played by Trump? Yeah...

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      1. Dale Chapman‏ @decmusicology Jun 7
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        It gives me no pleasure to watch your comedic implosion unfold in real time.pic.twitter.com/627X2gzeE9

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      1. Joshua Mann‏ @JoshuaLeeMann Jun 5
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        I don’t know who created this fake account, but it’s hilarious... just so great and dumb.

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      1. CalTexMix‏ @CalTexMix Jun 5
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        I laugh that these new social justice warriors did nothing about the streets until a pushed out of shape QB took a knee AFTER being told he wasn't the starter; where were they because the issues were & are still there & their knee is as empty as their time in the communities.

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      1. Roger Stude‏ @rogar131 Jun 7
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        Dennis, if you're going to farm out your Twitter account, find Russian bots who can write jokes. #DennisMillerOption

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      2. Vince Ferrigno‏ @VinceFerrigno1 Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        The NFL owners must be tired of being owners and instead of dumping the offending players they have decided to kill the game and the league. So I will continue to watch reruns of Petticoat Junction again every time a game is broadcast!

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      3. Thomas Moore‏ @Madddoggtom Jun 5
        Replying to @VinceFerrigno1 @DennisDMZ

        Yes, hoping for another drop in viewership for the NFL this next season, since it has made itself a political party, instead of a sport. With an aggressive agenda to spread dissension, division, and hatred. Not fun anymore.

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      1. Dave Skoblar‏ @DTSkoblar Jun 5
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        No. Only you.

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      1. kirk bridgers *OCONUS McSpyface*‏ @bridgers_kirk Jun 5
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        Old and fragile?

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      1. LunchtimeImam‏ @LunchtimeImam Jun 5
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        The world's smallest. 😏

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      1. David Barrett‏ @DavidBa26992613 Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        Piss on them! They thought they were going to get a good headline today and Trump took them to school 🚂🇺🇸🇺🇸 WINNING

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      1. ali dianne‏ @alishaandsuch Jun 5
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      1. Jen‏ @JCEdmund Jun 5
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        Both are relics from the past.

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