the fact that you can write a joke so bad and muddled and still get 2000 likes is the best evidence I've ever seen of Russian bots
Progressives are shooting themselves in the foot more frequently than a centipede who quite frankly is "getting no relief whatsoever" from a topical application of a generic anti-fungal toenail cream. #DennisMillerOption
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and I'm Young Stalin
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Now I remember Dennis Miller..... The guy that takes the “long road” to the not very funny jokes....
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Who the hell is Dennis Miller?
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You mean, who was he at one time
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I’ve never known who he is..
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You’re too young to remember
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He used to be on Saturday night live I think
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I’m trying to think what was memorable about his run on SNL. Mostly, it was his hair.
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"Your honor, Dennis Miller accused my client of defamation for saying he is an absolutely horrible comedian. I'd like to submit this tweet as evidence..."pic.twitter.com/aSrxcEllsX
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never forget the day those hijacked airplanes crashed into your acerbic wit and destroyed it forever
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Wow, that's a long way to go for about a tenth of the laughter you'd get from just farting.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That's the clumsiest joke I've ever heard from a so-called professional comedian. How many weeks have you been working on this one?
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Damn. You're right. That's sad.
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Here, Dennis, I'll give you one for free: Democrats are shooting themselves in the foot more frequently than a cop who gets so panicked at the sight of a black teenager on a cell phone that he forgets to unholster his gun before frantically opening fire.
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Do you ever think about getting back into comedy?
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