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    Dennis Miller‏Verified account @DennisDMZ Jun 2

    Progressives are shooting themselves in the foot more frequently than a centipede who quite frankly is "getting no relief whatsoever" from a topical application of a generic anti-fungal toenail cream. #DennisMillerOption

    3:02 PM - 2 Jun 2018
    • 444 Retweets
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    7,104 replies 444 retweets 2,288 likes
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      2. Greg‏ @GregHolderness Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        Now I remember Dennis Miller..... The guy that takes the “long road” to the not very funny jokes.... @michelleisawolf @HammerNation19 @Leney_3 @jennasmombx @OfficialJonZal @demhawx

        2 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
      3. ItsMe‏ @Leney_3 Jun 5
        Replying to @GregHolderness @DennisDMZ and

        Who the hell is Dennis Miller?

        4 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4.  💫Dee ✨ ❄️ 🌊‏ @demhawx Jun 5
        Replying to @Leney_3 @GregHolderness and

        You mean, who was he at one time😒

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      5. ItsMe‏ @Leney_3 Jun 5
        Replying to @demhawx @GregHolderness and

        I’ve never known who he is..

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. Greg‏ @GregHolderness Jun 5
        Replying to @Leney_3 @demhawx and

        You’re too young to remember

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. ItsMe‏ @Leney_3 Jun 5
        Replying to @GregHolderness @demhawx and

        😁

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Arleen‏ @jennasmombx Jun 5
        Replying to @Leney_3 @GregHolderness and

        He used to be on Saturday night live I think

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. SteveTrevor‏ @StevenJTrevor Jun 5
        Replying to @jennasmombx @Leney_3 and

        I’m trying to think what was memorable about his run on SNL. Mostly, it was his hair.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      10. End of conversation
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      2. Young Stalin‏ @YxngStalin Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        the fact that you can write a joke so bad and muddled and still get 2000 likes is the best evidence I've ever seen of Russian bots

        1 reply 0 retweets 44 likes
      3. Young Stalin‏ @YxngStalin Jun 5
        Replying to @YxngStalin @DennisDMZ

        and I'm Young Stalin

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. The Hoarse Whisperer‏ @HoarseWisperer Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        "Your honor, Dennis Miller accused my client of defamation for saying he is an absolutely horrible comedian. I'd like to submit this tweet as evidence..."pic.twitter.com/aSrxcEllsX

        2 replies 2 retweets 105 likes
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      2. Ramzy Nasrallah‏ @ramzy Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        never forget the day those hijacked airplanes crashed into your acerbic wit and destroyed it forever

        1 reply 1 retweet 53 likes
      3. Untenable Breakfast‏ @foonhammer Jun 5
        Replying to @ramzy @DennisDMZ

        Daaaaayum!

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. sydcrow‏ @sydcrow27 Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        Is this the Michelle Wolf one?

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Jim Morrison‏ @JimMorr29350554 Jun 5
        Replying to @sydcrow27 @DennisDMZ

        No, that’s gonna take him a few more months

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Blue California Native‏ @WFPBLifer Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        Everybody knows to use Vick's Vapor Rub on your toes

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Sharon‏ @sharon_sstokes Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        Maybe Ivanka can get you a job at one of her factories. ‘Cause comedy just ain’t your thing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. David Wilson‏ @happyrock Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        A centipede walks into a bar, bartender says, Hey Dennis Miller, you got a punchline for this? #dennismillerisntfunny

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      2. Steve P‏ @SEP1157 Jun 5
        Replying to @DennisDMZ

        No talent Dennis Miller, fails again, bigly. A has been, you know it, and I know, believe me.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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