Alan Kertz

@Demize99

Personal Tweets, Random Musings, All Thoughts my Own.

Sweden
Joined June 2009

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  1. "It looks like ass." "You don't mean that literally?" "I do. It has a big crack down the middle of it."

  2. This is what gamedev feels like during finalling.

  3. Gonna write a musical called Mullets Over Broadway. It's about a group of hockey players who turn to the ice capades.

  4. That moment on the subway when the guy in a Fallout 4 shirt stares intently at your Battlefield 1 Development Team shirt.

  5. It's a great big universe And we're all really puny We're just tiny little specks About the size of Mickey Rooney.

  6. Monkeys with smaller testicles scream louder to compensate.

  7. Stockholm's own Pokemon Express. Hop on and catch em all!

  8. Lawn Mower, Retail Cashier, Electronics Salesman, Tech Support, Video Game Designer.... I'm out of jobs!

  9. USA wins first medal. In guns. Yup, everything is alright with the world.

  10. We just played Open Beta. Almost there now, some new fun stuff in there I think :)

  11. A one-trick pony is actually pretty good considering how many zero-trick ponies there are.

  12. DUST is cheap as dirt today. Just $1.99

  13. My version of dressing up is shorts with only 4 pockets.

  14. As soon as I saw this, I knew I must share it...

  15. It's only when you have to download BF4 again that you remember how much content there actually is!

  16. 1 signing sessions with Sr. Concept Artist Robert Sammelin at on Thur, Fri and Sat at 11am.

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