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Always outnumbered, never outgunned.
FC Bayern
City 17Joined December 2011
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Kahn is all of us
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Hey FOMO, theoretically speaking, would you prefer a 75 inch C935 with 3 year warranty at a slightly cheaper price Vs a 65 LG G2 with 1 year warranty at a slightly higher price
I don't need perfect blacks nor very high brightness as my room is dim.
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Barcelona accounts posting fake news
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We are so shaky wtf
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Pavard going 1 match without trying to score the same goal he scored against Argentina (impossible challenege)
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Liverpool beating Bayern beating
Bournemouth 9-0 Bochum 7-0
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Rev up
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Lewandowski already adapting to the Barça DNA
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Seeing the mess Barça board did and are doing, makes me feel so blessed and thankful for ours especially Kalle and Uli.
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Bayern performance today
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Good to see we still have the most reactionary fanbase ever.
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During PSG's summer tour of Japan, fans from the local club held up a banner saying "¥3000 for Urawa vs 6 times Champions League winners Bayern and ¥8000 for PSG who haven't won Champions League. You're joking ?"
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I've always been a lowkey tier 1 source btw
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Replying to @arbitraerLoL and @iMiaSanMia
de Ligt would've had been interested in a Bayern move
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What is this💀
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Barcelona still owes Bayern 950K for Vidal 💀💀
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Mazraoui bullied Alaba? He's already a Bayern legend in my book 👍
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City won 4 out of the last 5 PL titles
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Me seeing Bayern player(s) and official accounts tweeting about the 2012 CL loss
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At this rate City has got to wear white, have a grown over their emblem, add Royal before their name, and move in the Bernabeu to even win CL.
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Dreams for some
Reality for others
Congratulations to Nagelsmann and the team!
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Barcelona fans mocked Bayern for losing to Villarreal only for Barcelona to drop a stinker against the 9th placed farmers.
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You never know how good you had it until it's gone.
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Süle saw the yellow kits and thought we were playing Dortmund so he decided to help them out a bit.
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Nagelsmann trying to count how many Bayern players are on the pitch 😅
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Ref letting Bayern play with 12 players? Smh Bundesliga can't be even more rigged.
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iMiaSanMia when he wakes up and finds out about his old tweets resurfacing:
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Suarez, R9, Van Basten, and Eto'o combined have (90) CL goals, Lewandowski alone has (85) so far 😭 twitter.com/Jammy_151/stat
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No way Müller sent his son to play against Barcelona 💀
What a troll
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I just know we're drawing Real Madrid
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You never know how good you have it until it's gone.
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Reporter: "How do you explain Rangers' dominance tonight?"
🗣Michael Zorc: "The dominance is mainly a result of the economic difference between the clubs"
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Put some respect onto Pavard's name.
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They can't keep getting away with this
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