Demetri Martin
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"I'm going to make you a sandwich" doesn't sound threatening unless the person who said it is a wizard.
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@DemetriMartin Also, "I'm going to make you lunch" can sound threatening if "lunch" is intended as a verb. -
@DemetriMartin Or a canibal. -
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@DemetriMartin if someone took record of it, they'd find that an unnerving amount of your jokes involve wizards. -
@pyorplemutter@DemetriMartin I'd replace "unnerving" with "refreshing"
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@ZombieSlag@DemetriMartin can't find it in myself to disagree with you
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@DemetriMartin@savvyseaworth or a cannibal. -
@DemetriMartin@ChrisScarlette@N8StefSwandiver Your kind of joke right here -
@DemetriMartin@AJemaineClement speaking of sandwiches...pic.twitter.com/JWyTNKLIIk -
@DemetriMartin@JaredRussel these jokes are the best -
@DemetriMartin@JaredOliphint Then you'll have to call me an ambulance. -
@DemetriMartin@dandy_massacre there's a dex. Lab ep where he tells his lab to make him a sandwich. -
@DemetriMartin@Kale_Buchanan he's back -
@DemetriMartin So never say to a wizard, "sudo make me a sandwich" -
@DemetriMartin@EwaSR or Hannibal -
@DemetriMartin a magical sandwich sounds good to me ;) -
@DemetriMartin ideas for Hannibal Lecter? -
@DemetriMartin@MonteJCook In our house, the question “Can you make me a sandwich?” is immediately answered by “*Poof*. You’re a sandwich.” -
@DemetriMartin@MonteJCook Or a Kender.
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