Any fool can summon a discarnate, you just need candles, incense, some tasteful music, an oscilloscope, a mirror, a bag of sugar, ear plugs,
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toy dinosaurs, a drop of blood, unlabeled herbal extract, goat eyes, a subscription to LIFE, a diamond-studded codpiece, a month of receipts
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, a magic sword, an embarrassing photograph, a last breath (bottled), 3 kinds of cheese, and a live duck. You know, all the standard items.
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We forgot to say, you need a Spectral Conjuration Machine. That's the most important part. The rest is to keep the spirit from eating you.
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