The Body of Christ as a giant golem composed of megachurches piled into humanoid form. The holes in his hands are where the lasers come out
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Replying to @DeityOfReligion
@DeityOfReligion It is a known and named heresy to analogize the Trinity to Voltron.1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes -
Replying to @ElementOfPage
@ElementOfPage Oh yeah?? Analogize THIS! [A laser beam zaps towards Element. It will be 97,000 years before it hits]1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @DeityOfReligion
@DeityOfReligion@ElementOfPage It is a common misconception that stars are thousands of years away.1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @ProofOfLogic
@ProofOfLogic@ElementOfPage Anything is thousands of years away if you travel slowly enough.1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @ProofOfLogic
@ProofOfLogic @ElementOfPage Worldken folk have slowed the speed of lightmotes.
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