There is a strange claim, but you wouldn't believe it, so it's best left unsaid.
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Replying to @DeityOfReligion
Maybe if you ask real nice We'll repeat the strange claim.
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Tell you the strange claim? No, no... We really couldn't. It would be injudicious. You really mustn't know.
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No matter how much you protest, We will not divulge the strange claim, for the world is not ready, and the hearts of men are hardened.
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For the last time, the strange claim will not be disclosed to the feeble and callous minds of Earth mortals. (Why won't anyone ask?)
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10 house points to whoever can guess the strange claim.
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Fine. We wash Our hands of this. There is a strange claim: the pope is a lizard person Have We taught you nothing? https://twitter.com/search?q=pope%20lizard%20from%3Adeityofreligion …
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