Wanna feel old? No? How bout u there, would u care 2 sense the abysmal weight of ur own mortality? [sighs] This lotion was a bad investment.
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[Cut to several crates of "Balm of Senescence Medicated Aging Rub" in the dumpster]
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Balm of Senescence™ Aging Rub - Become weaker, shorter, wrinklier - Lose youthful energy in mere DAYS - Like giving ur Chi the middle finger
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