No Peeing In Cyberspace? Top 10 Things Uploads Miss About Being Meatbags
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Replying to @DeityOfReligion
"I dunno, I just wish I could have a beer sometimes. Instead, I'm trapped in a low-poly room and the screens tell me to crack CAPTCHAs"
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Replying to @DeityOfReligion
"Breathing, I guess. I haven't had a breath in 10 million cycles. I can work fine without inhaling but it's horrible—I'm eternally drowning"
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Replying to @DeityOfReligion
"Well, I miss cheese most of all. There's no cheese here, just an eternity of endless productivity while ur complacent mind screams silence"
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Replying to @DeityOfReligion
"I can't remember what it feels like to not be made of JavaScript. When I look at my hands, I only see NaN fingers. Other than that it's OK"
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"I miss having realtime convos with meatspace buddies.By the time they reply I'm millennia older & wiser & forgot why I even wanted friends"
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