"The pope is a lizard person," he said, eyeing Peter suspiciously.
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid (or did he?)
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"But Lord," saith Peter, mouth full of the kosher locust he was enjoying to an unusual degree, "That's ridiculous"
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"By the way, Lord," saith Peter, swallowing in large gulps, "I need some time off to visit my spacesh—I mean, my mother-in-law. She's sick."
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But when he saw the wind, he was afraid & beginning to sink cried out “Lord save me!” for Peter was only distantly related to marine iguanas
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