As you inhale, imagine yourself buried up to the neck in the dead skin cells you have shed. As you exhale, imagine swimming in saliva, tears
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Now inhale. Your chakras are feeling stiff and squeaky. Exhale. You are spraying WD-40 on your chakras, causing them to move smoothly again
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Inhale. Your heart chakra is oscillating to 80s pop hits. Can you feel it? Good. You are highly suggestible & this tape will help you relax
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At this point, the tape could start naming dozens of new chakras you never heard of and you'd still feel them dancing a jig or whatever
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