"My conventions are... untasteable" "Oh yeah?" [Licks every booth and attendee at the conference] "You're right! I can't taste a thing!"
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"My haste is... untenable" "Show me" "Well, I was in such a hurry to get to the bank yesterday I forgot to put on pants"
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"My paste is... toothable" "Show me" [Vigorously brushes teeth]
End of conversation
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