And there's the pitch. Snargle Whitley has blocked the throw. Onto Phip Dudsnip, he's running, but his faceplate has fallen off. Rotten luck
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Snargle is maneuvering into defense. His rollerskates are glowing. The goalposts are rotating in an out of the forth dimension. What a game!
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Dudsnip has crossed 3 of the 120 endzones! Has he sighted the Snitch? The players' spleens are rupturing. Sure to go down in Golf history!
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Too late for Dudsnip! Buntfraggle Scotsman has seized the True Diamond and is now bellowing the Score Hex at the top of his indigo lung sacs
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Hold on, the Council of Elders calling a Stasis to measure Buntfraggle's prosthetic lung sacs—they're above regulation dimensions! Scandal!
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The Regulator is proclaiming a Sacred Moment. Both teams return to their yurts to replenish their supply of Blood and Gold. Score is
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What's this? The players are stumbling back onto the hyperbola, choking and inflating to tremendous size. Was the gold not pure? Seems dire
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Surprising events, folks! The players, stadium, and announcers are all coalescing into a quivering singularity. ThegoldwasnotpureTHEGOLDWASN
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!dennabnu namstocS htiw yalp eht eunitnoc ot dediced sah licnuoC ehT .esrever ni gnineppah si gnihtyrevE .delevarnu sah ytiralugnis ehT !woW
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!elffucs eht fo erawanu s'ti os detlem sah eyE s'rotalugeR ehT !s'yeltihW elgranS laets ot gniyrt si dna lluks nwo sih tsol sah pinsduD pihP
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˙ǝuɐןd xǝןdɯoɔ ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ ǝʇɐʇoɹ oʇ sǝnuıʇuoɔ ɐןoqɹǝdʎɥ ǝɥʇ sɐ ƃuınƃıʇɐɟ ɟo uƃıs ou sʍoɥs dıuspnp dıɥd ˙ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ oʇuı sɹɐǝʎ uoıןןıq 4˙01
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Final hour. Snargle sneezes, fumbling the Diamond and scattering all matter to the centre of chaos. Buntfraggle can't find his monocle.
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