Your life is only this good because the other multiverse branches were so bad you committed suicide
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Replying to @DeityOfReligion
@DeityOfReligion Just imagine how awful life must have been in the other branches to cause that!1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @MoralOfStory
@MoralOfStory If your life keeps getting better, it may be tempting to wonder why you are experiencing an unreasonably good life1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @DeityOfReligion
@MoralOfStory Not recommended: "If I don't get X by Y date, I'll kill myself" as a way to only experience the universes that you want1 reply 1 retweet 1 like -
Replying to @DeityOfReligion
"If I don't get Deity by Religion date, I'll kill myself" as a way to only experience the universes that you want." —
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Replying to @InstantOfTime
@InstantOfTime Using A and B as a substitute to [other letters] in order to discourage people from substituting your name into the variables2 replies 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @DeityOfReligion
@DeityOfReligion The symbolic temptation is too strong to abstain using [other letters].1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
@InstantOfTime The commandment to not take a name in vain by using variables which could be construed to reference the name
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