"My dog has no nose" "How does he smell?" "He doesn't. My dog is actually a Canine Transmissible Venereal Sarcoma"
@MoralOfStory 6,000 years without so much as a dust bath will do that
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@MoralOfStory 6,000 years without so much as a dust bath will do that