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    1. Defunctland‏ @Defunctland 25 Jan 2020

      It’s become very clear that Walt Disney World works best and often only for the Disney fan/exhaustively researched tourist that does one big week at the parks a year. Not the casual visitor and most depressing, not the once in a lifetime vacationer.

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    2. Defunctland‏ @Defunctland 25 Jan 2020

      APs, like me, selfishly want the Disneyland system, but the Disneyland system works because they are catering to locals. Vacationers are auxiliary, and it’s just a different resort.

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    3. Defunctland‏ @Defunctland 25 Jan 2020

      Those people that LOVE and will die for FastPass+ and the dining reservation system, are hugely knowledgeable Disney fans who live in some random state that create slam dunk weeks at the parks. Of course, they’ll defend the system. They’re literally the only ones who benefit.

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    4. Defunctland‏ @Defunctland 25 Jan 2020

      Who knows what the solution is. I don’t. Maybe Universal’s third gate will change the game. Maybe virtual queue? More C tickets? I don’t know. Just keep in mind that when people want to “school you” on how the system works/doesn’t work, it’s all from their selfish perspective.

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      Defunctland‏ @Defunctland 25 Jan 2020

      And that includes me, because it’s January dammit and I want no one to be here. WHY ARE THESE KIDS NOT IN SCHOOL!?

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        1. Tim Rattray‏ @timrattray 25 Jan 2020
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          School those kids

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        1. Frank Avallone‏ @avafam517314 25 Jan 2020
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          just got back to our resort from MK thinking the same damn thing, the only “quiet” time i ever see now is 2nd week of sept

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        2. Renee Remains at  🏠‏ @arznasun1 25 Jan 2020

          We skipped Epcot one trip when it aligned with extended food & wine. Prior experience was absolutely miserable.

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        2. molly  🌹 ✨‏ @mollsrosebud 25 Jan 2020
          Replying to @Defunctland

          As a teacher, I’ve had like 5 families take trips to Disney during the school year alone. They’d rather take their kids out of school than deal with July heat and crowds like tourist plebs aka me 🙃

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        3. KC‏ @DrFalchion 26 Jan 2020
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          My family definitely did this, and I will probably pull my kids out of school to do it too. Screw the heat and the lines.

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        1. CC‏ @ccelona14 25 Jan 2020
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          Because It's Saturday, Kevin

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        1. room +‏ @roomposts 25 Jan 2020
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          in my experience the best time of the year is to go *just* after thanksgiving. epcot was almost empty and queue times were all around pretty low

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        1. Renee Remains at  🏠‏ @arznasun1 25 Jan 2020
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          It's def not for the once in a lifetime vacationer. My family has been 5x since 2013 (last trip 12/2019) and there's still things we haven't seen with 5 day parkhopper, rope drops and 25,000 steps by midnight each night. We just can't max it any more. It's gotten way too crowded.

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        1. swaggy C‏ @ColbyTweetin 25 Jan 2020
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          I would love to meet you so much. Im in Disney now doing the college program.

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