Dee Ryan

@Dee_Ryan

Improviser/writer/performer w/awkward texting thumbs.

Joined May 2009

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  1. 5 Aug 2016

    Aw, , are you being harassed by Hollywood? As advised Ivanka, I hope you'd find a different career.

  2. Retweeted
    3 Oct 2013

    Source: Car chase ended at Capitol; driver got out of car and was fired upon.

  3. 3 Oct 2013

    “Raising , trailblazing on the . I prefer the suburbs.

  4. Retweeted

    This is how a leader walks it and talks it. Thank you, :

  5. Retweeted
    3 Oct 2013

    "I want to admit something: I’ve cried in my office every day for the last month." –

  6. Retweeted
    20 Sep 2013

    The rich would do better with a smaller share of a rapidly-growing economy than a large share of one that's barely growing.

  7. 9 Sep 2013

    Imagine Polpot on The View.

  8. 9 Sep 2013

    If only Oprah had interviewed Hitler.

  9. 9 Sep 2013

    Got a picture of Salinger at the post office because I'm a douchebag. See the movie!

  10. 9 Sep 2013

    I'm so over the over-hyped JD Salinger mystery-thing. I'm going into hiding.

  11. 9 Sep 2013

    Did Charlie Rose ask him what his favorite summer movie was?

  12. Retweeted
    29 Aug 2013

    Looking forward to a new season of and a ham sandwich. Bear Down!!!

  13. 29 Aug 2013

    Discovered my tween daughter has one of those foam hands in her room. Am I late to talk about twerking?

  14. 28 Aug 2013

    Harder to be a Hollywood star than a professional baseball player. Which is why I need you to buy these candy bars to support my team.

  15. Retweeted
    28 Aug 2013

    Watch and his friends get hit in the balls by cats for what seems like hours "

  16. Retweeted
    27 Aug 2013

    Season Finale I'm in!

  17. Retweeted

    Benefit Show of The Realest Real Housewives this Fri at 8 at with Retta & Get tix!

  18. Retweeted
    19 Aug 2013

    2 pm today! Exclusive video peek at exhibit artifact arrival on 's Facebook!

  19. 6 Aug 2013

    "Irony, irony no escaping that for me..."

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