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@DeeFriedRaccoon

My name is Guligarto Raccoon. I'm a ranking member of the Raccoon Rebel Resistance Against Squirrels and Humans. I live on a fire escape in Ditmas Park.

ditmas park, brooklyn
Joined July 2012
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  1. 29 Nov 2013

    I think if humans had car faxes, the world would be a better place.

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  2. 28 Nov 2013

    In a parallel universe, turkeys are posting pictures of baked humans on facebook.

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  3. 27 Nov 2013

    Humans: Keyfood on Nostrand Ave is selling last minute frozen squirrels (8 pounders) for your neighborhood raccoons this Thanksgiving!

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  4. 26 Nov 2013

    No agreement in the UN on climate change? You don't say...

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  5. 23 Nov 2013

    . You should be commentating for the Pacquiao-Rios fight. Other than RJ Jr., the HBO commentators are absolutely horrendous.

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  6. 23 Nov 2013

    Please, Manny, knockout Rios, so we can at least dream he'll fight Mayweather next, instead of a bum like Kahn, or a bore like Bradley.

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  7. 21 Nov 2013

    I'm honored to join De Blasio's transition team for raccoon equality. The next four will be a new beginning for raccoons. Stay tuned.

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    14 Nov 2013

    About a year ago I tried my hand as a pet rat. It was all going great until those kids started tapping on the fucking glass.

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  9. 8 Nov 2013

    Hanging out with some rats on the Q train. I'm not really open to making new friends but I think I've made a few.

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  10. 5 Nov 2013

    Congratulations P.S. 139 in Brooklyn! You suspended 66 students last year. Amazing what happens when School Safety Officers run the school.

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    31 Oct 2013

    It has to be some consolation to those being spied on by the NSA that Obama can't build a website.

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  12. 31 Oct 2013

    Today is Young MC day. His best advice? "You got no money and you got no car? You got no woman, and there you are."

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    29 Oct 2013

    : friendship/advice/$$ from a convicted felon who terrorized a woman and her 14 y/o daughter? Check!

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  14. 30 Oct 2013
    Replying to

    . In those 24 years, you've protected child molesters, put innocent people behind bars, and placed your politics above justice.

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  15. 29 Oct 2013

    . I'm glad you have tons of experience handling cases of people who served jail time for crimes they didn't commit.

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  16. 29 Oct 2013
    Replying to

    . I believe Michael Nelson was endorsing term limits...your term limits.

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  17. 28 Oct 2013

    . You, Mr. Hynes, should never, ever compare yourself to Morganthau. You will never have his legacy. You will never be as great.

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  18. 22 Oct 2013

    If you put an innocent person in jail, then try to protect the Assistant DA. who did it, you don't deserve another term.

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  19. 21 Oct 2013

    We are declaring war on whomever thought it was a good idea to put caesar salad on a pizza.

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  20. 21 Oct 2013

    Congratulations New Jersey! Just fix the signs leading to the Holland Tunnel and then the circle will be complete.

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