Debra DiGiovanniOvjeren akaunt

@DebraDiGiovanni

super delightful - bit loud. (comedian, actor, writer and all the things)

Los Angeles, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Here’s the secret to getting ready quickly: always look like shit.

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  2. I saw ice cream tonight- but we totally ignored each other. Break ups are hard.

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  4. I think that every guy thinks their penis is the best and that makes me happy.

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  5. I can’t believe I have to shower again.

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  6. Honestly, I wish I was a dancer.

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  7. What’s the view from your window this morning? 😊😊

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  8. Me, 3 minutes after I get into a bath.

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  9. Shakira is so hot the word FIRE should be replaced with SHAKIRA. Examples: ‘where there’s smoke, there’s Shakira’ ‘Kids- Don’t play with Shakira!’ ‘Yes, my nails ARE Shakira’

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  10. Here is my Super Bowl: I will go get a piece of pizza when it arrives and then go back to my hotel room. 🏆

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  11. I’m on medication that’s side effects are: manic episodes and sweating. So- I’ve taken Debra pills?

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  12. Alberta is so dry I just moisturized my eyeballs and tongue.

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  13. A man standing outside a gas station just tried to sell me homemade beef jerky. This is VERY Alberta. 🇨🇦🐂 (I didn’t buy any, but I should have)

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  14. I have dropped a pretzel onto male seat mate’s lap. He is sleeping. IS THIS OUR MEET-CUTE?!? ♥️♥️

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  15. I missed my connecting flight (mechanical issues, NOT Debra issues) and they rebooked me in a middle seat. I am very prepared to pay someone for a window/aisle. 💰💰💰

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  16. Look, if you’re gonna be my husband you need to accept that I go to the airport ridiculously early.

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  17. I fly at 7am tomorrow- so you know what that means!!? Snoring in public. 🙋🏻‍♀️

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  18. So this happened!! Now I’m going to pray that a hot, Norwegian 6’4 firefighter named Theodor shows up next. 😇😇

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  19. Sad music just feels good. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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  20. Update: his name is Joseph and he definitely hates me. 🙋🏻‍♀️

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  21. My fav man is working at my Trader Joe’s and I just got my haircut- it’s time. I will attempt to smile at him without totally humiliating myself. THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Oh god. Estimated success rate: 7%

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